Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
It was a busy week on the red carpet, dear readers, so treat yourself to another dose of judgment.