Welcome back, dear readers.
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Let’s finish this.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
New faces! Cute couples! Pop superstars!
Mondays are hard, but voting is easy.
Your sixth bracket is ready and the claws are OUT.
Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.