March Fabness 2015, Round 2: Valentino and Givenchy Brackets

Mondays are hard, but voting is easy.

JULIANNE MOORE vs. CAMILLA BELLE

Julianne in Balenciaga; Camilla in Kate Spade

Julianne in Balenciaga; Camilla in Kate Spade

Julianne: Ugh, what I wouldn’t give to be poolside right now.

Camilla: You’re a millionaire. You can be poolside literally whenever you want.

Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Preen

Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Preen

Julianne: I know, it just sounds like the kind of thing normal people say on Mondays, doesn’t it?

Camilla: Yes. You’re clearly a woman of the people.

Julianne in Giambattista Valli; Camilla in Gucci

Julianne in Giambattista Valli; Camilla in Gucci

Julianne: It’s good to slum once in awhile, you know. It keeps you grounded.

Camilla: Does it?

Julianne in Tom Ford; Camilla in Michael Kors

Julianne in Tom Ford; Camilla in Michael Kors

Julianne: Yes. You’ll understand one day, if you ever become famous.

Camilla: I AM FAMOUS.

Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Gucci

Julianne in Chanel; Camilla in Gucci

Julianne: That’s the spirit! Keep telling yourself that, and one day, it might come true!

Camilla: I hate you.

CATE BLANCHETT vs. REESE WITHERSPOON

Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Lovers + Friends

Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Lovers + Friends

Cate: Oh, girl, you have it DOWN.

Reese: Have what down?

Cate in Giambattista Valli; Reese in Calvin Klein

Cate in Giambattista Valli; Reese in Calvin Klein

Cate: The ‘I have absolutely no fucks to give’ look. It’s magnificent.

Reese: It’s actually quite easy. You see, I simply give no fucks, and therefore, I look as if I have no fucks to give.

Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Dolce & Gabbana

Cate in Givenchy; Reese in Dolce & Gabbana

Cate: Ah, yes. A time-honored method of perfecting the IDGAF look.

Reese: Indeed. What’s your secret?

Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Stella McCartney

Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Stella McCartney

Cate: I played Queen Elizabeth I.

Reese: And?

Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Giorgio Armani

Cate in Armani Privé; Reese in Giorgio Armani

Cate: And nothing. Play British royalty, and the IDGAF look will become a permanent part of you.

Reese: Of course. I should have known.

LÉA SEYDOUX vs. LUPITA NYONG’O

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli

Léa: Oh, goodness. Lupita! Did I tell you how much your 12 Years A Slave performance moved me?

Lupita: Thank you! I loved you in… um… that French movie with all the lesbian sex!

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Chanel

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Chanel

Léa: Yeah, you and the rest of the universe.

Lupita: So, what’s new?

Léa in Prada; Lupita in Oscar de la Renta

Léa in Prada; Lupita in Oscar de la Renta

Léa: You know. Filming the new Bond movie, being amazing, listening to Beyoncé.

Lupita: Oh, so, a typical Monday.

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli

Léa in Miu Miu; Lupita in Giambattista Valli

Léa: Exactly. And yourself?

Lupita: I have about eight months until the Star Wars press tour, so, I’m basically just going to sleep until then.

Léa in Prada; Lupita in Calvin Klein

Léa in Prada; Lupita in Calvin Klein

Léa: An excellent plan. People do not truly understand how hard it is being talented, successful, wealthy, and beautiful.

Lupita: Amen, Léa. Amen.

ELIZABETH BANKS vs. TAYLOR SWIFT

Elizabeth in Chloé; Taylor in Miu Miu/Topshop

Elizabeth in Chloé; Taylor in Miu Miu/Topshop

Elizabeth: Hi, Taylor.

Taylor: EFFIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Elizabeth in Michael Kors; Taylor in Antonio Berardi

Elizabeth in Michael Kors; Taylor in Antonio Berardi

Elizabeth: How are things going for you?

Taylor: EFFIEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU

Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier; Taylor in J. Mendel

Elizabeth in Monique Lhuillier; Taylor in J. Mendel

Elizabeth: Did you ever get a chance to have that brunch with Kanye?

Taylor: WHERE’S YOUR PINK WIG EFFIE?!?!?!?!

Elizabeth in Peter Pilotto; Taylor in Zuhair Murad

Elizabeth in Peter Pilotto; Taylor in Zuhair Murad

Elizabeth: Are you excited for your world tour?

Taylor: HOW COME YOU WERE IN THE THIRD MOVIE BUT NOT IN THE THIRD BOOK?!

Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Taylor in Roberto Cavalli

Elizabeth in Elie Saab; Taylor in Roberto Cavalli

Elizabeth: Well, it was nice attempting to talk with you. Have a good one, I guess.

Taylor: CAN YOU GIVE FINNICK ODAIR MY PHONE NUMBER PLZ


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One response to March Fabness 2015, Round 2: Valentino and Givenchy Brackets

  1. If we’re being honest with ourselves, we could all agree that this post could be subtitled, “in which your Taylor Swift narration is all of us.”

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