March Fabness 2015, Round 2: Dior and McQueen Brackets

The polls are open and the judgment starts NOW.

COCO ROCHA vs. OLIVIA PALERMO

Coco in Roberto Cavalli; Olivia in Heartloom

Coco in Roberto Cavalli; Olivia in Heartloom

Coco: Poseur.

Olivia: Fashion victim.

Coco in IRFE; Olivia in Rachel Zoe/Ralph Lauren

Coco in IRFE; Olivia in Rachel Zoe/Ralph Lauren

Coco: Snob.

Olivia: Freak.

Coco in Gabriela Cadena; Olivia in Burberry

Coco in Gabriela Cadena; Olivia in Burberry

Coco: Do you know how stupid you look wearing belts around scarves?

Olivia: Are you aware that your face is a different color than your body?

Coco in Zac Posen; Olivia in Gestuz

Coco in Zac Posen; Olivia in Gestuz

Coco: You’re basic.

Olivia: You’re a bitch.

Coco in Christian Siriano; Olivia in Marchesa

Coco in Christian Siriano; Olivia in Marchesa

Coco: REALITY STAR.

Olivia: Oh, NOW it is ON.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. DIANE KRUGER

Jennifer in Chloé/3.1 Phillip Lim; Diane in Roland Mouret

Jennifer in Chloé/3.1 Phillip Lim; Diane in Roland Mouret

Jennifer: I’m kind of loving that we’re in matching studs.

Diane: Really? I kind of hate that you’re jacking my style.

Jennifer in Dior; Diane in Honor

Jennifer in Dior; Diane in Honor

Jennifer: I don’t jack anyone’s style. Or, if I do, it’s without my knowledge, because I haven’t picked out anything I’ve worn since the press tour for the first Hunger Games movie.

Diane: Excuses, excuses.

Jennifer in Oscar de la Renta; Diane in Chanel

Jennifer in Oscar de la Renta; Diane in Chanel

Jennifer: They’re not excuses! I just wear what people tell me to, and then try not to fall down.

Diane: Bullshit.

Jennifer in Dior; Diane in Elie Saab

Jennifer in Dior; Diane in Elie Saab

Jennifer: And anyway, why would you assume I’d want to copy your style? How do I know you’re not the one imitating me?

Diane: Because I’m older, wiser, more fabulous, and I get to go to bed with Pacey Witter every night?

Jennifer in Prada; Diane in Hugo Boss

Jennifer in Prada; Diane in Hugo Boss

Jennifer: Okay, that’s fair. That does sound pretty awesome.

Diane: Honey, you have no idea.

JENA MALONE vs. EMMY ROSSUM

Jena in Thom Browne; Emmy in Kate Spade

Jena in Thom Browne; Emmy in Kate Spade

Jena: Are you ready for this?

Emmy: What?

Jena in Ulyana Sergeenko; Emmy in J. Mendel

Jena in Ulyana Sergeenko; Emmy in J. Mendel

Jena: I’m pretty sure Diane Kruger and Coco Rocha have teamed up to form a terrifying alliance of tall, impossibly flawless women and hunt down and kill the rest of us.

Emmy: Really? That sounds a little extreme.

Jena in Reem Acra; Emmy in Ralph Lauren

Jena in Reem Acra; Emmy in Ralph Lauren

Jena: Are you even listening?! We have to team up before they take us out for good!

Emmy: Um, no, I really don’t think we have to do anything of the sort.

Jena in Emanuel Ungaro; Emmy in Oscar de la Renta

Jena in Emanuel Ungaro; Emmy in Oscar de la Renta

Jena: FINE. I’ll call Emma Stone and see if she’s game for an alliance, and then you will be the first person we destroy.

Emmy: BRING IT ON.

Jena in Thom Browne; Emmy in Donna Karan

Jena in Thom Browne; Emmy in Donna Karan

Jena: We WILL, Emmy. We will indeed bring it on.

Emmy: kthanxbai

NICOLE RICHIE vs. UZO ADUBA

Nicole in Givenchy/J Brand; Uzo in L.K. Bennett

Nicole in Givenchy/J Brand; Uzo in L.K. Bennett

Nicole: This is exhausting.

Uzo: Are you trying to score some coke off me?

Nicole in Emilio Pucci; Uzo in Alexandra New York

Nicole in Emilio Pucci; Uzo in Alexandra New York

Nicole: What? No! I –

Uzo: Because I’m not actually a criminal, you know. I studied classical voice at Boston University, for God’s sake.

Nicole in Vera Wang; Uzo in Zac Posen

Nicole in Vera Wang; Uzo in Zac Posen

Nicole: I think that actually makes you MORE likely to have coke on you.

Uzo: Touche.

Nicole in Tadashi Shoji/H&M; Uzo in Angel Sanchez

Nicole in Tadashi Shoji/H&M; Uzo in Angel Sanchez

Nicole: So, what are you up to these days?

Uzo: The usual. Being amazing, killing it at life, showing the universe that serious actors can tear shit up on the red carpet. How about yourself?

Nicole in Tom Ford; Uzo in Christian Siriano

Nicole in Tom Ford; Uzo in Christian Siriano

Nicole: Um… my hair is pink now.

Uzo: … yes, I can see that. Congratulations on your achievement.


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