The polls are open and the judgment starts NOW.
COCO ROCHA vs. OLIVIA PALERMO
Olivia: Fashion victim.
Coco: Do you know how stupid you look wearing belts around scarves?
Olivia: Are you aware that your face is a different color than your body?
Coco: You’re basic.
Olivia: You’re a bitch.
Coco: REALITY STAR.
Olivia: Oh, NOW it is ON.
JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. DIANE KRUGER
Jennifer: I’m kind of loving that we’re in matching studs.
Diane: Really? I kind of hate that you’re jacking my style.
Jennifer: I don’t jack anyone’s style. Or, if I do, it’s without my knowledge, because I haven’t picked out anything I’ve worn since the press tour for the first Hunger Games movie.
Diane: Excuses, excuses.
Jennifer: They’re not excuses! I just wear what people tell me to, and then try not to fall down.
Jennifer: And anyway, why would you assume I’d want to copy your style? How do I know you’re not the one imitating me?
Diane: Because I’m older, wiser, more fabulous, and I get to go to bed with Pacey Witter every night?
Jennifer: Okay, that’s fair. That does sound pretty awesome.
Diane: Honey, you have no idea.
JENA MALONE vs. EMMY ROSSUM
Jena: Are you ready for this?
Jena: I’m pretty sure Diane Kruger and Coco Rocha have teamed up to form a terrifying alliance of tall, impossibly flawless women and hunt down and kill the rest of us.
Emmy: Really? That sounds a little extreme.
Jena: Are you even listening?! We have to team up before they take us out for good!
Emmy: Um, no, I really don’t think we have to do anything of the sort.
Jena: FINE. I’ll call Emma Stone and see if she’s game for an alliance, and then you will be the first person we destroy.
Emmy: BRING IT ON.
Jena: We WILL, Emmy. We will indeed bring it on.
NICOLE RICHIE vs. UZO ADUBA
Nicole: This is exhausting.
Uzo: Are you trying to score some coke off me?
Nicole: What? No! I –
Uzo: Because I’m not actually a criminal, you know. I studied classical voice at Boston University, for God’s sake.
Nicole: I think that actually makes you MORE likely to have coke on you.
Nicole: So, what are you up to these days?
Uzo: The usual. Being amazing, killing it at life, showing the universe that serious actors can tear shit up on the red carpet. How about yourself?
Nicole: Um… my hair is pink now.
Uzo: … yes, I can see that. Congratulations on your achievement.