Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
I know, I know, I’m late.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
The wait is over! Let the Sweet 16 finally begin!
The polls are open and the judgment starts NOW.
The fourth bracket is ready and waiting for your judgment, dear readers.