Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
I know, I know, I’m late.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Welcome to 2016, divas! Let’s start the year off with a bang.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.