2017 SAG Awards, Part 3

I know, I know, I’m late. 

Best Dressed: EVAN RACHEL WOOD
tuxedo by Altuzarra, jewelry by Tiffany & Co., purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Salvatore Ferragamo

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MARRY ME, EVAN, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I’LL THEN HAVE 50% OF EVERYTHING YOU OWN INCLUDING THIS VELVET TUX.

Runner-Up: MICHELLE DOCKERY
gown by Elie Saab

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

So glad that the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey have donated their remaining circus tents to needy starlets! What a great way to lower their carbon footprint. TBH, it’s possible I would hate this on anyone except Lady Mary, but it always makes me happy to see her in something modern and a little bit weird.

Honorable Mention: NATALIE PORTMAN
gown by Christian Dior, jewelry by Tiffany & Co.

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Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty

Fresh out of fucks to give, and ready to fly away on those wings. I’m here for pregnant take-no-prisoners Natalie, you guys.

AMY ADAMS
gown by Brandon Maxwell, jewelry by Cartier

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Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Well, that jewelry certainly is… fungal? Bacterial? Lesion-esque? I actually like this look, but I’m curious to know whether those bulbous gray blobs are worth more or less than every apartment I’ve ever lived in combined.

UZO ADUBA
gown by Elizabeth Kennedy

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Photo: Rob LaTour/RexShutterstock

Classic, old Hollywood glam.

MICHIEL HUISMAN
tuxedo by Ralph Lauren

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Photo: Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Aw, he cute. Go on and get it, Daario.

JANELLE MONAE
gown by Chanel

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

Not my favorite in the pantheon of black-and-white lewks Janelle has served us recently – the cuffs really kill it for me – but this woman really can do no wrong.

CHRISSY TEIGEN and JOHN LEGEND
Chrissy’s purse by Judith Leiber

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Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty

Did he go TIELESS? A wing-tipped collar, WITHOUT A TIE? What in the name of Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter account is going on here? Shit, John, it’s a good thing Chrissy looks classy and fabulous enough for the both of you.

OCTAVIA SPENCER
gown by Tadashi Shoji, jewelry by Jacob & Co., purse by Tyler Ellis

Octavia Spencer

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Pretty. The rouching of the sheer fabric is really lovely.

DEV PATEL
suit by Brunello Cucinelli

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Photo: Eric Charbonneau/Invision/AP

Highly fuckable, in that greasy kinda way.

KERRY WASHINGTON
gown by Roberto Cavalli

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Photo: O’Connor-Arroyo/AFF

Better in theory than in execution, no? It’s too tight in some parts, too long in others, and the embellishments feel a little scatterbrained.

THANDIE NEWTON
gown by Schiaparelli

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Photo: Stewart Cook/WWD/Rex/Shutterstock

Okay, Thandie. I get it. Deep down, you’re quirky. But here are the rules: you get a weird-ass twisted collar thing, OR horsies, OR a ferris wheel on your skirt. All three is just greedy.

SALMA HAYEK
gown by Gucci, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

Her husband owns one of the biggest fashion companies on the planet, and yet she ALWAYS looks like a bridesmaid. How is this even possible?

GINA RODRIGUEZ
gown by Patricia Bonaldi

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Photo: John Shearer/Getty

Forgettable.

SOPHIE TURNER
gown by Louis Vuitton

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Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty

Awkward.

SOFIA VERGARA
gown by Zuhair Murad, jewerly by Lorraine Schwartz

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Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Basic.

KATE HUDSON
gown by Christian Dior, jewelry by Dana Rebecca

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

Is she en route to a theme party or a funeral? We may never know for certain.

TAYLOR SCHILLING
gown by Adeam, jewelry by Tasaki

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Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever once seen her with the right kind/amount of makeup on the red carpet. It’s always colors that don’t work for her, or severe lines, or something else to make her look even more constipated than usual. It’s not that hard, Taylor. Hire a better makeup artist. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

ARIEL WINTER
gown by Mikael D.

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Photo: Rob Latour/Rex/Shutterstock

Definitely the first to be eliminated on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Worst Dressed: NICOLE KIDMAN
gown by Gucci

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Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

SHE’S DRESSED AS A PEACOCK.

A MOTHERFUCKING PEACOCK.

Everybody go home. This is it. I retire.


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