Happy Sunday, darlings!
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..
I know, I know, I’m late.
Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!