Happy Sunday, darlings!
DAISY RIDLEY vs. JOURDAN DUNN
Daisy in Paco Rabanne vs. Jourdan in Michael Kors
Daisy: Hey there, um… lady!
Jourdan: Really, girl?
Daisy in Self-Portrait vs. Jourdan
Daisy: What?
Jourdan: You don’t know my name, do you?
Daisy in Mugler vs. Jourdan in Jonathan Simkhai
Daisy: Of course I do… um… Barb!
Jourdan: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Daisy in Calvin Klein vs. Jourdan in Versace
Daisy: I gave it a shot.
Jourdan: You’re a terrible shot.
Daisy in Stella McCartney vs. Jourdan in Jean Paul Gaultier
Daisy: At least I tried!
Jourdan: Barb? Why Barb?
Daisy in Monse vs. Jourdan in Naeem Khan
Daisy: I just binged season one of Stranger Things.
Jourdan: Understandable.
ELLE FANNING vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
Elle in Temperley London vs. Chrissy in Balenciaga
Elle: CHRISSY!!!
Chrissy: Oh! Um, hi Elle.
Elle in Miu Miu vs. Chrissy in Self-Portrait
Elle: CHRISSY YOU’RE SO COOL
Chrissy: … Thank you.
Elle in Miu Miu vs. Chrissy in Mestiza
Elle: YOUR TWEETS ARE FIRE
Chrissy: Well, yes. I know.
Elle in Gucci vs. Chrissy in Angelys Balek
Elle: LUNA IS THE CUTEST BABY ON THIS EARTH
Chrissy: I agree.
Elle in Valentino vs. Chrissy in Pamella Roland
Elle: FOLLOW ME ON INSTA PLZ
Chrissy: Okay. Fine.
Elle in Vivienne Westwood vs. Chrissy in Rhea Costa
Elle: LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS
Chrissy: Child, what is your deal?
HAILEE STEINFELD vs. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
Hailee in L’Agence vs. Millie in Louis Vuitton
Hailee: Finally. A Gen Z vs. Gen Z battle.
Millie: I’m ready for it.
Hailee in Elie Saab vs. Millie in Rodarte
Hailee: You sure? I had an Oscar nomination under my belt when I was fourteen.
Millie: I got an Emmy nomination at thirteen, old lady.
Hailee in Balmain vs. Millie in Gucci
Hailee: Old lady? Are you SERIOUS?
Millie: You’re in your twenties! Are you sure you’re not technically a millennial?
Hailee in Fausto Puglisi vs. Millie in Calvin Klein
Hailee: The cutoff is 1995! I was born a full year later!
Millie: Wow. So you remember the nineties?
Hailee in David Koma vs. Millie in Rodarte
Hailee: Barely!
Millie: I don’t even remember 2006.
Hailee in Balmain vs. Millie in Calvin Klein
Hailee: You are maybe the worst person in the world.
Millie: Love you too!
CATE BLANCHETT vs. FAN BINGBING
Cate in Valentino vs. Fan in McQueen
Cate: Ms. Bingbing. We meet at last.
Fan: It’s about time!
Cate in Preen vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo
Cate: With all the March Fabnesses I’ve participated in, I’m shocked it took this long.
Fan: FYI, the plural of March Fabness is “Marches Fabni.”
Cate in Givenchy vs. Fan in Elie Saab
Cate: Seriously?
Fan: Yes. Anyway, I’m so excited to finally be facing off against you.
Cate in Gucci vs. Fan in Elie Saab
Cate: I would be too, in your shoes.
Fan: What does that mean?
Cate in Givenchy vs. Fan in Elie Saab
Cate: You’ve finally made it far enough in the competition to battle me!
Fan: Excuse me, but I made it to the Final Four in 2016.
Cate in McQueen vs. Fan in Zuhair Murad
Cate: Yeah. And you LOST to the girl who lost to me.
Fan: Not this time, bitch.
The Democracy Diva 
Respond to March Fabness 2018, Round 2: Valentino & Givenchy Brackets