Happy Sunday, darlings!
DAISY RIDLEY vs. JOURDAN DUNN
Daisy: Hey there, um… lady!
Jourdan: Really, girl?
Jourdan: You don’t know my name, do you?
Daisy: Of course I do… um… Barb!
Jourdan: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Daisy: I gave it a shot.
Jourdan: You’re a terrible shot.
Daisy: At least I tried!
Jourdan: Barb? Why Barb?
Daisy: I just binged season one of Stranger Things.
ELLE FANNING vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN
Chrissy: Oh! Um, hi Elle.
Elle: CHRISSY YOU’RE SO COOL
Chrissy: … Thank you.
Elle: YOUR TWEETS ARE FIRE
Chrissy: Well, yes. I know.
Elle: LUNA IS THE CUTEST BABY ON THIS EARTH
Chrissy: I agree.
Elle: FOLLOW ME ON INSTA PLZ
Chrissy: Okay. Fine.
Elle: LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS
Chrissy: Child, what is your deal?
HAILEE STEINFELD vs. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN
Hailee: Finally. A Gen Z vs. Gen Z battle.
Millie: I’m ready for it.
Hailee: You sure? I had an Oscar nomination under my belt when I was fourteen.
Millie: I got an Emmy nomination at thirteen, old lady.
Hailee: Old lady? Are you SERIOUS?
Millie: You’re in your twenties! Are you sure you’re not technically a millennial?
Hailee: The cutoff is 1995! I was born a full year later!
Millie: Wow. So you remember the nineties?
Millie: I don’t even remember 2006.
Hailee: You are maybe the worst person in the world.
Millie: Love you too!
CATE BLANCHETT vs. FAN BINGBING
Cate: Ms. Bingbing. We meet at last.
Fan: It’s about time!
Cate: With all the March Fabnesses I’ve participated in, I’m shocked it took this long.
Fan: FYI, the plural of March Fabness is “Marches Fabni.”
Fan: Yes. Anyway, I’m so excited to finally be facing off against you.
Cate: I would be too, in your shoes.
Fan: What does that mean?
Cate: You’ve finally made it far enough in the competition to battle me!
Fan: Excuse me, but I made it to the Final Four in 2016.
Cate: Yeah. And you LOST to the girl who lost to me.
Fan: Not this time, bitch.