March Fabness 2018, Round 2: Valentino & Givenchy Brackets

Happy Sunday, darlings! 

DAISY RIDLEY vs. JOURDAN DUNN

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Daisy in Paco Rabanne vs. Jourdan in Michael Kors

Daisy: Hey there, um… lady!

Jourdan: Really, girl?

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Daisy in Self-Portrait vs. Jourdan

Daisy: What?

Jourdan: You don’t know my name, do you?

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Daisy in Mugler vs. Jourdan in Jonathan Simkhai

Daisy: Of course I do… um… Barb!

Jourdan: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

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Daisy in Calvin Klein vs. Jourdan in Versace

Daisy: I gave it a shot.

Jourdan: You’re a terrible shot.

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Daisy in Stella McCartney vs. Jourdan in Jean Paul Gaultier

Daisy: At least I tried!

Jourdan: Barb? Why Barb?

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Daisy in Monse vs. Jourdan in Naeem Khan

Daisy: I just binged season one of Stranger Things.

Jourdan: Understandable.

ELLE FANNING vs. CHRISSY TEIGEN

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Elle in Temperley London vs. Chrissy in Balenciaga

Elle: CHRISSY!!!

Chrissy: Oh! Um, hi Elle.

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Elle in Miu Miu vs. Chrissy in Self-Portrait

Elle: CHRISSY YOU’RE SO COOL

Chrissy: … Thank you.

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Elle in Miu Miu vs. Chrissy in Mestiza

Elle: YOUR TWEETS ARE FIRE

Chrissy: Well, yes. I know.

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Elle in Gucci vs. Chrissy in Angelys Balek

Elle: LUNA IS THE CUTEST BABY ON THIS EARTH

Chrissy: I agree.

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Elle in Valentino vs. Chrissy in Pamella Roland

Elle: FOLLOW ME ON INSTA PLZ

Chrissy: Okay. Fine.

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Elle in Vivienne Westwood vs. Chrissy in Rhea Costa

Elle: LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS

Chrissy: Child, what is your deal?

HAILEE STEINFELD vs. MILLIE BOBBY BROWN

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Hailee in L’Agence vs. Millie in Louis Vuitton

Hailee: Finally. A Gen Z vs. Gen Z battle.

Millie: I’m ready for it.

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Hailee in Elie Saab vs. Millie in Rodarte

Hailee: You sure? I had an Oscar nomination under my belt when I was fourteen.

Millie: I got an Emmy nomination at thirteen, old lady.

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Hailee in Balmain vs. Millie in Gucci

Hailee: Old lady? Are you SERIOUS?

Millie: You’re in your twenties! Are you sure you’re not technically a millennial?

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Hailee in Fausto Puglisi vs. Millie in Calvin Klein

Hailee: The cutoff is 1995! I was born a full year later!

Millie: Wow. So you remember the nineties?

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Hailee in David Koma vs. Millie in Rodarte

Hailee: Barely!

Millie: I don’t even remember 2006.

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Hailee in Balmain vs. Millie in Calvin Klein

Hailee: You are maybe the worst person in the world.

Millie: Love you too!

CATE BLANCHETT vs. FAN BINGBING

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Cate in Valentino vs. Fan in McQueen

Cate: Ms. Bingbing. We meet at last.

Fan: It’s about time!

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Cate in Preen vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo

Cate: With all the March Fabnesses I’ve participated in, I’m shocked it took this long.

Fan: FYI, the plural of March Fabness is “Marches Fabni.”

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Cate in Givenchy vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Cate: Seriously?

Fan: Yes. Anyway, I’m so excited to finally be facing off against you.

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Cate in Gucci vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Cate: I would be too, in your shoes.

Fan: What does that mean?

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Cate in Givenchy vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Cate: You’ve finally made it far enough in the competition to battle me!

Fan: Excuse me, but I made it to the Final Four in 2016.

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Cate in McQueen vs. Fan in Zuhair Murad

Cate: Yeah. And you LOST to the girl who lost to me.

Fan: Not this time, bitch.


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