New polls, new looks, same bitchiness.
JANELLE MONÁE vs. CARA DELEVINGNE
Janelle in Diane von Furstenberg vs. Cara in Dior
Janelle: Finally, a worthy opponent.
Cara: Really? Me?
Janelle in Wolk Morais vs. Cara in Mugler
Janelle: Um, no. I was just being polite.
Cara: Well, that didn’t last very long.
Janelle in Christian Cowan vs. Cara in Atelier Versace
Janelle: I’m reigning champion, Cara. What did you expect?
Cara: I don’t know. Common decency, maybe?
Janelle in Andrew Gn vs. Cara in Burberry
Janelle: Your eyebrows are famous. There. Was that enough?
Cara: You’re wearing one earring with a tassel that reaches your nipple. Are you really gonna judge ME?
Janelle in Bella Freud vs. Cara in Moschino
Janelle: You just don’t understand my creativity.
Cara: How many colors do you own that same suit in? Nine? Real creative.
Janelle vs. Cara in Iris van Herpen
Janelle: Ex-fucking-SCUSE me?
Cara: I’m sorry, could you not hear me under that ridiculous hat?
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. PRIYANKA CHOPRA
Lupita in Halpern vs. Priyanka
Lupita: Good morning, darling!
Priyanka: Hey there, sweetheart!
Lupita in Emporio Armani vs. Priyanka in Michael Kors
Lupita: Ugh, I love that we can stay so congenial in the midst of a fashion battle to the death.
Priyanka: Me too! Wait, what?
Lupita in Ralph & Russo vs. Priyanka in Payal Khandwala
Lupita: I just think it’s rather beautiful that we’re about to murder each other and can still exchange niceties.
Priyanka: You mean “murder” like, “slay,” right?
Lupita in Kevin Mayes vs. Priyanka in Vivienne Westwood
Lupita: Sure! Slay, murder, bludgeon to a bloody pulp, whatever works best.
Priyanka: I’m starting to get the sense that you’re not kidding.
Lupita in Armani Privé vs. Priyanka in Bottega Veneta
Lupita: Kidding? About what?
Priyanka: We don’t actually fight to the death, Lupita.
Lupita in Elie Saab vs. Priyanka in Balmain
Lupita: Really? Then why did I just decimate you?
Priyanka: I don’t know, but you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMMA WATSON
Naomie in J.W. Anderson vs. Emma in Oscar de la Renta
Naomie: Ugh.
Emma: Pardon me?
Naomie in Delpozo vs. Emma in Breelayne & Edun
Naomie: Not YOU.
Emma: What do you have against me?
Naomie in L’Agence & Victoria Beckham for Target vs. Emma in Rosie Assoulin
Naomie: You wear MAYBE eleven mediocre looks a year, and make it into this competition on goodwill alone.
Emma: So it’s my fault that I am beloved by basically everyone?
Naomie vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton
Naomie: I’m just saying that if I played Hermione, I’d get votes for no reason too.
Emma: How dare you doubt my fashion cred. I was the face of Burberry when I was eighteen!
Naomie in Michael Kors vs. Emma in Ronald van der Kemp
Naomie: And now you’re the face of Girl, Interrupted bangs.
Emma: I’ll have you know this haircut cost six hundred dollars.
Naomie in Tibi vs. Emma in Ralph Lauren
Naomie: As wise an investment as your misspelled tattoo.
Emma: It’s only missing an apostrophe. And it’s TEMPORARY!!!
SAOIRSE RONAN vs. DIANE KRUGER
Saoirse in Narciso Rodriguez vs. Diane in Rag & Bone
Saoirse: Wie geht es dir, Diane?
Diane: I’m doing great! Conas atá tú?
Saoirse in Gucci vs. Diane in Frame
Saoirse: Ooh, Irish Gaelic! Somebody did their homework.
Diane: Google is a marvelous thing.
Saoirse in Teresa Helbig vs. Diane in Tory Burch
Saoirse: It’s great to be here across the pond, isn’t it? How was your flight?
Diane: I actually live in New York.
Saoirse in Calvin Klein vs. Diane in Prada
Saoirse: Oh. Well. At least you’re not an American citizen!
Diane: Um… I’ve actually been a citizen for like, five years.
Saoirse in Chanel vs. Diane in Giambattista Valli
Saoirse: You poor dear.
Diane: I can’t even be offended. It’s not great.
Saoirse in Louis Vuitton vs. Diane in Jonathan Simkhai
Saoirse: Well, you’re welcome at my home in Ireland when the revolution starts.
Diane: You’re too kind, Saoirse. See you soon!
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The Democracy Diva 
OOF. That one clearly had to go to Janelle but it’s a real tragedy to watch Cara go down with such wonderful looks while so many other basic bitches advance??? The bracket is full of injustices.
THE BRACKET KNOWS NO JUSTICE, ONLY VENGEANCE
I will not forgive Emma Watson for those terrible bangs. Girl, you have Harry Potter money, you can get someone else to do your bangs for you. I DON’T have Harry Potter money and I can still afford to get someone else to trim my damn bangs.