New polls, new looks, same bitchiness.
JANELLE MONÁE vs. CARA DELEVINGNE
Janelle: Finally, a worthy opponent.
Cara: Really? Me?
Janelle: Um, no. I was just being polite.
Cara: Well, that didn’t last very long.
Janelle: I’m reigning champion, Cara. What did you expect?
Cara: I don’t know. Common decency, maybe?
Janelle: Your eyebrows are famous. There. Was that enough?
Cara: You’re wearing one earring with a tassel that reaches your nipple. Are you really gonna judge ME?
Janelle: You just don’t understand my creativity.
Cara: How many colors do you own that same suit in? Nine? Real creative.
Janelle: Ex-fucking-SCUSE me?
Cara: I’m sorry, could you not hear me under that ridiculous hat?
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. PRIYANKA CHOPRA
Lupita: Good morning, darling!
Priyanka: Hey there, sweetheart!
Lupita: Ugh, I love that we can stay so congenial in the midst of a fashion battle to the death.
Priyanka: Me too! Wait, what?
Lupita: I just think it’s rather beautiful that we’re about to murder each other and can still exchange niceties.
Priyanka: You mean “murder” like, “slay,” right?
Lupita: Sure! Slay, murder, bludgeon to a bloody pulp, whatever works best.
Priyanka: I’m starting to get the sense that you’re not kidding.
Lupita: Kidding? About what?
Priyanka: We don’t actually fight to the death, Lupita.
Lupita: Really? Then why did I just decimate you?
Priyanka: I don’t know, but you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
NAOMIE HARRIS vs. EMMA WATSON
Emma: Pardon me?
Naomie: Not YOU.
Emma: What do you have against me?
Naomie: You wear MAYBE eleven mediocre looks a year, and make it into this competition on goodwill alone.
Emma: So it’s my fault that I am beloved by basically everyone?
Naomie: I’m just saying that if I played Hermione, I’d get votes for no reason too.
Emma: How dare you doubt my fashion cred. I was the face of Burberry when I was eighteen!
Naomie: And now you’re the face of Girl, Interrupted bangs.
Emma: I’ll have you know this haircut cost six hundred dollars.
Naomie: As wise an investment as your misspelled tattoo.
Emma: It’s only missing an apostrophe. And it’s TEMPORARY!!!
SAOIRSE RONAN vs. DIANE KRUGER
Saoirse: Wie geht es dir, Diane?
Diane: I’m doing great! Conas atá tú?
Saoirse: Ooh, Irish Gaelic! Somebody did their homework.
Diane: Google is a marvelous thing.
Saoirse: It’s great to be here across the pond, isn’t it? How was your flight?
Diane: I actually live in New York.
Saoirse: Oh. Well. At least you’re not an American citizen!
Diane: Um… I’ve actually been a citizen for like, five years.
Saoirse: You poor dear.
Diane: I can’t even be offended. It’s not great.
Saoirse: Well, you’re welcome at my home in Ireland when the revolution starts.
Diane: You’re too kind, Saoirse. See you soon!