Welcome to Round 2, y’all!
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
Jessica: Well, we’ve made it.
Tracee: Round 2 at last!
Jessica: Finally, we’re worthy of the time it takes Democracy Diva to write these imagined dialogues.
Tracee: I thought this day would never come.
Jessica: It’s an honor just to be here, isn’t it?
Tracee: Uh… sure!
Jessica: You don’t sound sure.
Jessica: Well… what?
Tracee: You’re only here because you have mermaid hair, that’s what.
Jessica: Uh… thanks?
YARA SHAHIDI vs. KERRY WASHINGTON
Yara: Kerry, it’s so cool to finally meet you.
Kerry: Same. I’ll just be here, drinking the better part of a bottle of red wine.
Yara: I don’t know what that means.
Kerry: And popcorn!
Kerry: And coats. ALL THE COATS.
Yara: Are you alright?
Kerry: IT’S HANDLED. Get it?
Yara: I have fully no idea what you’re talking about.
Kerry: Oh my god, child. It’s Olivia Pope. I’m being Olivia Pope.
Kerry: I hate you.
WINNIE HARLOW vs. KATE MIDDLETON
Winnie: So, you’re like, an actual princess?
Kate: Well, technically, I’m Her Royal Highness –
Kate: That is, Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge –
Kate: Er, Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn –
Kate: Sorry, it’s Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn and Lady Carrickfergus.
Winnie: And Mother of Dragons?
Kate: Sure, why not.
KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. EMMA STONE
Kiernan: Well, well, well. We meet again, Ms. Stone.
Emma: I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Kiernan: Three years ago? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten.
Emma: Whatever do you mean?
Kiernan: March Fabness 2015. The Elite Eight. Ring any bells?
Kiernan: You BEAT me. How can you possibly not remember?
Emma: I don’t remember victories. Only defeats.
Kiernan: Uh, what does that mean?
Emma: It MEANS I’ve made it to the Final 4 four times and the national championship twice.
Kiernan: Is that… bad?
Emma: AND I STILL HAVEN’T WON. Next time I see Emma Watson, I’m gonna tear her wig off.