Welcome to Round 2, y’all!
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
Jessica in Ralph Lauren vs. Tracee in Proenza Schouler
Jessica: Well, we’ve made it.
Tracee: Round 2 at last!
Jessica in Dior vs. Tracee
Jessica: Finally, we’re worthy of the time it takes Democracy Diva to write these imagined dialogues.
Tracee: I thought this day would never come.
Jessica in McQueen vs. Tracee in Narciso Rodriguez
Jessica: It’s an honor just to be here, isn’t it?
Tracee: Uh… sure!
Jessica in Louis Vuitton vs. Tracee in Chanel
Jessica: You don’t sound sure.
Tracee: Well…
Jessica in Zuhair Murad vs. Tracee in Pierre Balmain
Jessica: Well… what?
Tracee: You’re only here because you have mermaid hair, that’s what.
Jessica in Givenchy vs. Tracee in Ralph & Russo
Jessica: Uh… thanks?
Tracee: Anytime.
YARA SHAHIDI vs. KERRY WASHINGTON
Yara in Gucci vs. Kerry in Cushnie et Ochs
Yara: Kerry, it’s so cool to finally meet you.
Kerry: Same. I’ll just be here, drinking the better part of a bottle of red wine.
Yara in Hstry & Prada vs. Kerry in Fausto Puglisi
Yara: I don’t know what that means.
Kerry: And popcorn!
Yara in Prada vs. Kerry in Balmain
Yara: Okay?
Kerry: And coats. ALL THE COATS.
Yara vs. Kerry in Michael Kors
Yara: Are you alright?
Kerry: IT’S HANDLED. Get it?
Yara in Chanel vs. Kerry in Prabal Gurung
Yara: I have fully no idea what you’re talking about.
Kerry: Oh my god, child. It’s Olivia Pope. I’m being Olivia Pope.
Yara in Giambattista Valli vs. Kerry in Michael Kors
Yara: Who?
Kerry: I hate you.
WINNIE HARLOW vs. KATE MIDDLETON
Winnie vs. Kate in Prada
Winnie: So, you’re like, an actual princess?
Kate: Well, technically, I’m Her Royal Highness –
Winnie in Balmain vs. Kate
Winnie: Wow.
Kate: That is, Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge –
Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in McQueen
Winnie: Cool.
Kate: Er, Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn –
Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in Catherine Walker
Winnie: Dope.
Kate: Sorry, it’s Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn and Lady Carrickfergus.
Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in Temperley London
Winnie: Damn.
Kate: Yeah.
Winnie vs. Kate in Marchesa
Winnie: And Mother of Dragons?
Kate: Sure, why not.
KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. EMMA STONE
Kiernan in Stella McCartney vs. Emma in Loewe
Kiernan: Well, well, well. We meet again, Ms. Stone.
Emma: I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Kiernan in Miu Miu vs. Emma in Givenchy
Kiernan: Three years ago? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten.
Emma: Whatever do you mean?
Kiernan in Coach vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton
Kiernan: March Fabness 2015. The Elite Eight. Ring any bells?
Emma: No.
Kiernan in Valentino vs. Emma
Kiernan: You BEAT me. How can you possibly not remember?
Emma: I don’t remember victories. Only defeats.
Kiernan in Chanel vs. Emma in Tom Ford
Kiernan: Uh, what does that mean?
Emma: It MEANS I’ve made it to the Final 4 four times and the national championship twice.
Kiernan in Erdem vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton
Kiernan: Is that… bad?
Emma: AND I STILL HAVEN’T WON. Next time I see Emma Watson, I’m gonna tear her wig off.
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