March Fabness 2018, Round 2: Chanel & Gucci Brackets

Welcome to Round 2, y’all!

JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. TRACEE ELLIS ROSS

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Jessica in Ralph Lauren vs. Tracee in Proenza Schouler

Jessica: Well, we’ve made it.

Tracee: Round 2 at last!

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Jessica in Dior vs. Tracee

Jessica: Finally, we’re worthy of the time it takes Democracy Diva to write these imagined dialogues.

Tracee: I thought this day would never come.

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Jessica in McQueen vs. Tracee in Narciso Rodriguez

Jessica: It’s an honor just to be here, isn’t it?

Tracee: Uh… sure!

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Jessica in Louis Vuitton vs. Tracee in Chanel

Jessica: You don’t sound sure.

Tracee: Well…

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Jessica in Zuhair Murad vs. Tracee in Pierre Balmain

Jessica: Well… what?

Tracee: You’re only here because you have mermaid hair, that’s what.

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Jessica in Givenchy vs. Tracee in Ralph & Russo

Jessica: Uh… thanks?

Tracee: Anytime.

YARA SHAHIDI vs. KERRY WASHINGTON

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Yara in Gucci vs. Kerry in Cushnie et Ochs

Yara: Kerry, it’s so cool to finally meet you.

Kerry: Same. I’ll just be here, drinking the better part of a bottle of red wine.

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Yara in Hstry Prada vs. Kerry in Fausto Puglisi

Yara: I don’t know what that means.

Kerry: And popcorn!

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Yara in Prada vs. Kerry in Balmain

Yara: Okay?

Kerry: And coats. ALL THE COATS.

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Yara vs. Kerry in Michael Kors

Yara: Are you alright?

Kerry: IT’S HANDLED. Get it?

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Yara in Chanel vs. Kerry in Prabal Gurung

Yara: I have fully no idea what you’re talking about.

Kerry: Oh my god, child. It’s Olivia Pope. I’m being Olivia Pope.

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Yara in Giambattista Valli vs. Kerry in Michael Kors

Yara: Who?

Kerry: I hate you.

WINNIE HARLOW vs. KATE MIDDLETON

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Winnie vs. Kate in Prada

Winnie: So, you’re like, an actual princess?

Kate: Well, technically, I’m Her Royal Highness –

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Winnie in Balmain vs. Kate

Winnie: Wow.

Kate: That is, Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge –

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Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in McQueen

Winnie: Cool.

Kate: Er, Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn –

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Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in Catherine Walker

Winnie: Dope.

Kate: Sorry, it’s Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn and Lady Carrickfergus.

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Winnie in Dior vs. Kate in Temperley London

Winnie: Damn.

Kate: Yeah.

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Winnie vs. Kate in Marchesa

Winnie: And Mother of Dragons?

Kate: Sure, why not.

KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. EMMA STONE

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Kiernan in Stella McCartney vs. Emma in Loewe

Kiernan: Well, well, well. We meet again, Ms. Stone.

Emma: I’m sure I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Kiernan in Miu Miu vs. Emma in Givenchy

Kiernan: Three years ago? Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten.

Emma: Whatever do you mean?

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Kiernan in Coach vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton

Kiernan: March Fabness 2015. The Elite Eight. Ring any bells?

Emma: No.

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Kiernan in Valentino vs. Emma

Kiernan: You BEAT me. How can you possibly not remember?

Emma: I don’t remember victories. Only defeats.

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Kiernan in Chanel vs. Emma in Tom Ford

Kiernan: Uh, what does that mean?

Emma: It MEANS I’ve made it to the Final 4 four times and the national championship twice.

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Kiernan in Erdem vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton

Kiernan: Is that… bad?

Emma: AND I STILL HAVEN’T WON. Next time I see Emma Watson, I’m gonna tear her wig off.


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