Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Welcome to Round 2, y’all!
Let’s keep the party going.
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Let’s finish this shit up.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.