Eight queens remain.
Oh, it’s ON now, motherfuckers.
Welcome to Round 2, y’all!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.)