March Fabness 2018: Elite 8, Part 1

Eight queens remain. 

YARA SHAHIDI vs. KIERNAN SHIPKA

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Yara in Alberta Ferretti vs. Kiernan in Stella McCartney

Yara: Hi!

Kiernan: Well, well, well.

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Yara in HstryPrada vs. Kiernan in Miu Miu

Yara: How ya been, girl?

Kiernan: If it isn’t my nemesis.

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Yara in Chanel vs. Kiernan in Miu Miu

Yara: Who – me?

Kiernan: Don’t play dumb with me, Yara.

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Yara in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini vs. Kiernan in Coach

Yara: I’m not playing! I just have no idea what you mean.

Kiernan: Um, you were super rude to me in the bathroom at the Emmys.

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Yara in Chanel vs. Kiernan in Valentino

Yara: I was not!

Kiernan: You so fucking were, and you know it.

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Yara in Zimmermann vs. Kiernan in Rosie Assoulin

Yara: FAKE NEWS!

Kiernan: Don’t even.

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Yara in Etro vs. Kiernan in Delpozo

Yara: Kiernan, that never happened.

Kiernan: Then what the hell am I thinking of?

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Yara in Prada vs. Kiernan in Miu Miu

Yara: Wait… we’re at the Emmys RIGHT NOW. Like, in these photos. What is even going on?

Kiernan: I think we’re trapped in a loop in the space-time continuum. And I still don’t like you.

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMMA WATSON

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Lupita in Cushnie et Ochs vs. Emma in Oscar de la Renta

Lupita: Oh, Emma, darling.

Emma: What’s wrong, Lupita? You sound sad.

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Lupita in Ralph & Russo vs. Emma in Rosie Assoulin

Lupita: I just wanted to say, I’m so sorry for your loss.

Emma: What loss?

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Lupita in Kevin Mayes vs. Emma in Osman

Lupita: The miserable loss you’re about to suffer.

Emma: I have no idea what you’re on about.

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Lupita in Balmain vs. Emma in Kitx

Lupita: You know. Your imminent horrific defeat?

Emma: What – OH. Well, that’s just rude.

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Lupita in Elie Saab vs. Emma in Ronald van der Kemp

Lupita: I can’t prevent the inevitable, Emma.

Emma: Lady, do you KNOW how many times I’ve won this thing?

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Lupita in Ralph & Russo vs. Emma in Louis Vuitton

Lupita: No.

Emma: Neither do I. That’s how many times I’ve won.

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Lupita in Armani Privé vs. Emma in Burberry

Lupita: Okay, fine. But have you SEEN me?

Emma: I’m looking at you right now.

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Lupita in Versace vs. Emma in Ralph Lauren

Lupita: Fine, fine. Live in your fantasy world, Hermione. This is my year.

Emma: In your motherfucking dreams.


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