Eight queens remain.
YARA SHAHIDI vs. KIERNAN SHIPKA
Kiernan: Well, well, well.
Yara: How ya been, girl?
Kiernan: If it isn’t my nemesis.
Yara: Who – me?
Kiernan: Don’t play dumb with me, Yara.
Yara: I’m not playing! I just have no idea what you mean.
Kiernan: Um, you were super rude to me in the bathroom at the Emmys.
Yara: I was not!
Kiernan: You so fucking were, and you know it.
Yara: FAKE NEWS!
Kiernan: Don’t even.
Yara: Kiernan, that never happened.
Kiernan: Then what the hell am I thinking of?
Yara: Wait… we’re at the Emmys RIGHT NOW. Like, in these photos. What is even going on?
Kiernan: I think we’re trapped in a loop in the space-time continuum. And I still don’t like you.
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMMA WATSON
Lupita: Oh, Emma, darling.
Emma: What’s wrong, Lupita? You sound sad.
Lupita: I just wanted to say, I’m so sorry for your loss.
Emma: What loss?
Lupita: The miserable loss you’re about to suffer.
Emma: I have no idea what you’re on about.
Lupita: You know. Your imminent horrific defeat?
Emma: What – OH. Well, that’s just rude.
Lupita: I can’t prevent the inevitable, Emma.
Emma: Lady, do you KNOW how many times I’ve won this thing?
Emma: Neither do I. That’s how many times I’ve won.
Lupita: Okay, fine. But have you SEEN me?
Emma: I’m looking at you right now.
Lupita: Fine, fine. Live in your fantasy world, Hermione. This is my year.
Emma: In your motherfucking dreams.
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