Eight queens remain. 

YARA SHAHIDI vs. KIERNAN SHIPKA

Yara: Hi!

Kiernan: Well, well, well.

Yara: How ya been, girl?

Kiernan: If it isn’t my nemesis.

Yara: Who – me?

Kiernan: Don’t play dumb with me, Yara.

Yara: I’m not playing! I just have no idea what you mean.

Kiernan: Um, you were super rude to me in the bathroom at the Emmys.

Yara: I was not!

Kiernan: You so fucking were, and you know it.

Yara: FAKE NEWS!

Kiernan: Don’t even.

Yara: Kiernan, that never happened.

Kiernan: Then what the hell am I thinking of?

Yara: Wait… we’re at the Emmys RIGHT NOW. Like, in these photos. What is even going on?

Kiernan: I think we’re trapped in a loop in the space-time continuum. And I still don’t like you.

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. EMMA WATSON

Lupita: Oh, Emma, darling.

Emma: What’s wrong, Lupita? You sound sad.

Lupita: I just wanted to say, I’m so sorry for your loss.

Emma: What loss?

Lupita: The miserable loss you’re about to suffer.

Emma: I have no idea what you’re on about.

Lupita: You know. Your imminent horrific defeat?

Emma: What – OH. Well, that’s just rude.

Lupita: I can’t prevent the inevitable, Emma.

Emma: Lady, do you KNOW how many times I’ve won this thing?

Lupita: No.

Emma: Neither do I. That’s how many times I’ve won.

Lupita: Okay, fine. But have you SEEN me?

Emma: I’m looking at you right now.

Lupita: Fine, fine. Live in your fantasy world, Hermione. This is my year.

Emma: In your motherfucking dreams.

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