March Fabness 2018: Elite 8, Part 2

After days of travel, the Diva is back, and so are your polls. 

JOURDAN DUNN vs. FAN BINGBING

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Jourdan in Michael Kors vs. Fan in Giambattista Valli

Jourdan: Wow.

Fan: What?

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Jourdan in Mugler vs. Fan in Alberta Ferretti

Jourdan: You are, like, stupid beautiful.

Fan: Stupid? How dare you!

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Jourdan in Zeynep Tosun vs. Fan in Ralph & Russo

Jourdan: No, I mean, you’re just absolutely slaying.

Fan: I’ve never killed anyone.

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Jourdan in Jonathan Simkhai vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Jourdan: No, you don’t understand. I think your aesthetic is sick!

Fan: Well, you gross me out too!

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Jourdan in Jean Paul Gaultier vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Jourdan: Goddamn, Fan. I am literally gagging on your fabness!

Fan: I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.

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Jourdan in H&M vs. Fan in Zuhair Murad

Jourdan: WERQ, MAMA!

Fan: I work very hard, thank you very much. And I don’t have children.

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Jourdan in Versace vs. Fan in Atelier Versace

Jourdan: This is exhausting. Don’t you know how to take a compliment?

Fan: I would, if you weren’t insulting me!

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Jourdan in Elie Saab vs. Fan in Elie Saab

Jourdan: Fine. Fine. No slang. No more miscommunications. I will make this as clear as possible: you look very nice in that dress, Fan.

Fan: Fuck you too, bitch.

ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. NATALIA DYER

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Zendaya in Stella Jean vs. Natalia

Zendaya: No offense, but… who are you?

Natalia: Um, I’m on a hit show. Have you really never seen Stranger Things?

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Zendaya in Ronald van der Kemp vs. Natalia in Preen

Zendaya: Um, I’m ALIVE, aren’t I? But I don’t see what that has to do with anything.

Natalia: I’m on that show.

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Zendaya in Sally LaPointe vs. Natalia in Carolina Herrera

Zendaya: Are you sure? I thought Millie Bobby Brown had shorter hair than that.

Natalia: I’m not Millie Bobby Brown.

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Zendaya in Louis Vuitton vs. Natalia in Tory Burch

Zendaya: Well, you certainly don’t look anything like Barb. (Also, #justiceforbarb.)

Natalia: I am not Barb either. (But also, yes. Barb 4 lyfe.)

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Zendaya in Zuhair Murad vs. Natalia in Erdem

Zendaya: And you seem a few years too young to be Winona Ryder.

Natalia: I’m literally young enough to be her daughter.

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Zendaya in Viktor & Rolf vs. Natalia in Prada

Zendaya: If you tell me you play the sheriff, I will lose my mind.

Natalia: I don’t even know how to respond to that.

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Zendaya in Moschino vs. Natalia in Vera Wang

Zendaya: Okay. Unless you’re Steve’s hair, I’m out of guesses.

Natalia: I’m Nancy. For the love of god, I play Nancy Wheeler.

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Zendaya in Ralph & Russo vs. Natalia in Dior

Zendaya: I don’t know, girl. I think Steve’s hair is a better role.

Natalia: Honestly, I can’t argue with that.


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