After days of travel, the Diva is back, and so are your polls.
JOURDAN DUNN vs. FAN BINGBING
Jourdan: You are, like, stupid beautiful.
Fan: Stupid? How dare you!
Jourdan: No, I mean, you’re just absolutely slaying.
Fan: I’ve never killed anyone.
Jourdan: No, you don’t understand. I think your aesthetic is sick!
Fan: Well, you gross me out too!
Jourdan: Goddamn, Fan. I am literally gagging on your fabness!
Fan: I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.
Jourdan: WERQ, MAMA!
Fan: I work very hard, thank you very much. And I don’t have children.
Jourdan: This is exhausting. Don’t you know how to take a compliment?
Fan: I would, if you weren’t insulting me!
Jourdan: Fine. Fine. No slang. No more miscommunications. I will make this as clear as possible: you look very nice in that dress, Fan.
Fan: Fuck you too, bitch.
ZENDAYA COLEMAN vs. NATALIA DYER
Zendaya: No offense, but… who are you?
Natalia: Um, I’m on a hit show. Have you really never seen Stranger Things?
Zendaya: Um, I’m ALIVE, aren’t I? But I don’t see what that has to do with anything.
Natalia: I’m on that show.
Zendaya: Are you sure? I thought Millie Bobby Brown had shorter hair than that.
Natalia: I’m not Millie Bobby Brown.
Zendaya: Well, you certainly don’t look anything like Barb. (Also, #justiceforbarb.)
Natalia: I am not Barb either. (But also, yes. Barb 4 lyfe.)
Zendaya: And you seem a few years too young to be Winona Ryder.
Natalia: I’m literally young enough to be her daughter.
Zendaya: If you tell me you play the sheriff, I will lose my mind.
Natalia: I don’t even know how to respond to that.
Zendaya: Okay. Unless you’re Steve’s hair, I’m out of guesses.
Natalia: I’m Nancy. For the love of god, I play Nancy Wheeler.
Zendaya: I don’t know, girl. I think Steve’s hair is a better role.
Natalia: Honestly, I can’t argue with that.