Welcome to the Tony Awards, theater kweens!
Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
Welcome to Round 2, y’all!
Let’s keep the party going.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
I know, I know, I’m late.
Let’s finish this shit up.
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!