Let’s finish this shit up.
Best Dressed: EVAN RACHEL WOOD
tuxedo by Altuzarra
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEED ALL THE TIME ALWAYS. THIS IS PROBABLY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR TO ME HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN WHILE WATCHING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE LAST WEEK.
Runner-Up: REESE WITHERSPOON
gown by Versace
Fucking beautiful. It kind of feels like Reese is cosplaying as 2007 Reese Witherspoon. But not in a sad way.
Honorable Mention: ANNETTE BENING
gown by Pamella Roland
This looked GLORIOUS on TV. Give your tailor a raise, Annette. This art deco realness fits you like a glove.
gown by Louis Vuitton, bracelet by Fred Leighton
Serving up C-3PO realness on a platter.
gown by Burberry
The shoes are in danger of taking things to a bridesmaid place, but I do adore this print.
gown by Michael Kors, jewelry by Harry Winston, purse by Judith Leiber
She looks perfect in that color.
gown by Romona Keveza
The neckline saves it from being boring, and the jewelry is KILLER.
DIEGO LUNA and GAEL GARCIA BERNAL
That soft sigh you just heard was millions of people having an orgasm at the same time.
gown by Armani Privé, purse by Jimmy Choo
I don’t know who she is, but if she keeps rocking velvet and Working Girl shoulders, we can hang.
gown by Atelier Versace
This actually feels a little dated to me, but Naomi has that preternatural ability to make everything look like the newest and most innovative thing in fashion.
gown by Vivienne Westwood
YAS BRIENNE SLAY THEM LITERALLY. Wish that either the lipstick or the eyeshadow were darker, just to bring a pop of color to all this lightness, btu she still looks heavenly.
CALEB MCLAUGHLIN, FINN WOLFHARD, NOAH SCHNAPP, and GATEN MATARAZZO
These kids continue to be the best.
gown by Christian Siriano
Rachel Bloom is my patronus and my imaginary best friend and the most fucking talented person on television right now. And she always wears Christian Siriano, which makes me happy.
dress by Dolce & Gabbana
She’s giving us FACE, but I kind of hate the shape and structure of this weird little dress.
gown by Reem Acra, jewelry by Chanel
Ughhh. If you couldn’t see the line where the nude underlay ends, I might have liked this, but that drives me absolutely insane. Also, that cuff doesn’t even go here.
gown by Mugler
The wobbly neckline makes this look like it might just split apart, and the hair disappointing, but she’s putting in the effort.
gown by Ralph Lauren, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
Fire whoever convinced you that this fits you.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
gown by Vera Wang
I roll my eyes every single time I see this woman on the red carpet. Everything she does now makes me cringe.
gown by Iris Serban
Carrie got attacked by a bear en route to the red carpet. A moment of silence for the missing slices of Carrie’s dress.
gown by Zuhair Murad, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
Fine. Whatever. Just go away.
Worst Dressed: KERI RUSSELL
CHOKERS WITH GOWNS LOOK RIDICULOUS. EVERYONE JUST STOP IT.