Let’s finish this shit up.
Best Dressed: EVAN RACHEL WOOD
tuxedo by Altuzarra
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING. THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEED ALL THE TIME ALWAYS. THIS IS PROBABLY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR TO ME HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN WHILE WATCHING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE LAST WEEK.
Runner-Up: REESE WITHERSPOON
gown by Versace
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Fucking beautiful. It kind of feels like Reese is cosplaying as 2007 Reese Witherspoon. But not in a sad way.
Honorable Mention: ANNETTE BENING
gown by Pamella Roland
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This looked GLORIOUS on TV. Give your tailor a raise, Annette. This art deco realness fits you like a glove.
RUTH NEGGA
gown by Louis Vuitton, bracelet by Fred Leighton
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Serving up C-3PO realness on a platter.
LAURA DERN
gown by Burberry
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The shoes are in danger of taking things to a bridesmaid place, but I do adore this print.
VIOLA DAVIS
gown by Michael Kors, jewelry by Harry Winston, purse by Judith Leiber
Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty
She looks perfect in that color.
REGINA KING
gown by Romona Keveza
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The neckline saves it from being boring, and the jewelry is KILLER.
DIEGO LUNA and GAEL GARCIA BERNAL
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That soft sigh you just heard was millions of people having an orgasm at the same time.
TERESA PALMER
gown by Armani Privé, purse by Jimmy Choo
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I don’t know who she is, but if she keeps rocking velvet and Working Girl shoulders, we can hang.
NAOMI CAMPBELL
gown by Atelier Versace
Photo: Frazer Harrison
This actually feels a little dated to me, but Naomi has that preternatural ability to make everything look like the newest and most innovative thing in fashion.
GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE
gown by Vivienne Westwood
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YAS BRIENNE SLAY THEM LITERALLY. Wish that either the lipstick or the eyeshadow were darker, just to bring a pop of color to all this lightness, btu she still looks heavenly.
CALEB MCLAUGHLIN, FINN WOLFHARD, NOAH SCHNAPP, and GATEN MATARAZZO
Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty
These kids continue to be the best.
RACHEL BLOOM
gown by Christian Siriano
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Rachel Bloom is my patronus and my imaginary best friend and the most fucking talented person on television right now. And she always wears Christian Siriano, which makes me happy.
KERRY WASHINGTON
dress by Dolce & Gabbana
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She’s giving us FACE, but I kind of hate the shape and structure of this weird little dress.
KRISTEN WIIG
gown by Reem Acra, jewelry by Chanel
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Ughhh. If you couldn’t see the line where the nude underlay ends, I might have liked this, but that drives me absolutely insane. Also, that cuff doesn’t even go here.
GAL GADOT
gown by Mugler
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The wobbly neckline makes this look like it might just split apart, and the hair disappointing, but she’s putting in the effort.
PRIYANKA CHOPRA
gown by Ralph Lauren, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
Photo: Jim Smeal/BEI/Shutterstock
Fire whoever convinced you that this fits you.
SARAH JESSICA PARKER
gown by Vera Wang
Photo: Venturelli
I roll my eyes every single time I see this woman on the red carpet. Everything she does now makes me cringe.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
gown by Iris Serban
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Carrie got attacked by a bear en route to the red carpet. A moment of silence for the missing slices of Carrie’s dress.
SOFIA VERGARA
gown by Zuhair Murad, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz
Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty
Fine. Whatever. Just go away.
Worst Dressed: KERI RUSSELL
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
CHOKERS WITH GOWNS LOOK RIDICULOUS. EVERYONE JUST STOP IT.
Respond to 2017 Golden Globes, Part 3