Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Welcome back, dear readers.
You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
Let’s keep the party going.
What, you thought we were done?