“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Fashion’s biggest stars bared it all at the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. (Seriously. We’ll be getting a bit NSFW up in here, if the above image didn’t already give that away.)