2019 Oscars, Part 3

Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.

Now, let’s begin.

2019 Golden Globes, Part 2

Welcome back, dear readers.

Let’s continue judging.

Ocean’s 8 Press Tour, Part 1

Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.

Let’s dive in.

Cannes Film Festival 2018: Days 8, 9, & 10

Your Cannes coverage ends here, dears.

Get the final glimpse.

Cannes Film Festival 2018: Day 5

And the LEWKS just keep on coming.

Let’s do this quick and dirty.

Met Gala 2018: Valiant Failures

A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.