Welcome, dear readers, to the 2019 Oscars!
Welcome back, dear readers.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Let’s keep this party going, divas.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Let’s finish this shit up.