Welcome back to the party.
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Let’s finish this shit up.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.