Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
I know, I know, I’m late.
Let’s finish this shit up.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.