Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Met Gala 2018: Best Dressed
Your Met Gala finale is here, dear readers.
Met Gala 2018: Basic Bitches and Crucifixes
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
2017 SAG Awards, Part 3
I know, I know, I’m late.
2017 Golden Globes, Part 3
Let’s finish this shit up.
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
2016 Critics’ Choice Awards
Nothing keeps the winter weather at bay quite lot a nice hot dose of judgmental bitchery.
2015 MTV VMAs
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Met Gala 2015: The Disappointments
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.