2015 CFDA Fashion Awards

Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!

Met Gala 2015: The Basic Bitches

I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?

Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!

Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.

Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.

Welcome back to the red carpet, darlings!

Mondays are hard, but judging is easy.

Shailene! Country stars! Beyoncé and Solange! We’ve got it all, so come and get it, dear readers.

Cate Blanchett steals the top spot yet again, because she is a fucking royal elf and you just can’t beat that shit.

Two by two, married folks and lovers and siblings strutted up the Met steps into paradise, also known as the 2014 Met Gala.

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