Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
I know, I know, I’m late.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Welcome back to Venice!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.