Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome back, dear readers.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
I know, I know, I’m late.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!