This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
I know, I know, I’m late.
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were
a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
Welcome back to Venice!
Let’s finish this goddamn thing.
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!