2015 SAG Awards, Part 2

Ribbet collage

Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches! 

Best Dressed: UZO ADUBA
gown by Angel Sanchez

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

NO WORDS. ONLY GIFS.

Runner-Up: FELICITY JONES
gown by Balenciaga, jewelry by Van Cleef & Arpels

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Lovely on an epic scale. Those shoulders are just divine, and the earrings are probably being protected by three armed security guards but it’s worth it because they’re AWESOME.

Honorable Mention: VIOLA DAVIS
gown by MaxMara

Photo: O’Connor-Arroyo/AFF

A simple gown, but not a boring one. Not when Viola Davis brings all this fucking glamour to the table. She looks incredible. Also, How to Get Away With Murder returns tonight which means it’s shameless plug time! Join the snarky party.

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
gown by Erdem

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

That color is simply perfect on her, and the silhouette says “look how gorgeous and glowing with magical pregnant powers I am.” And that’s obviously a good thing.

DANIELLE BROOKS
gown by Christian Siriano 

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP

Loving every bit of this. Christian Siriano dressed half the cast of Orange is the New Black, and made nearly every one of them look like an A-lister. It was an impressive showing over, and Taystee in particular tore it up.

EMMY ROSSUM
gown by Armani Privé

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

The color of the gown is exquisite and the sparkle to it is lovely. But I can’t help but feel it’s a teensy bit predictable. The stunning necklace helps, but the center-parted hair does not.

EDDIE REDMAYNE
suit by Prada

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Cutest.

TATIANA MASLANY
gown by Oscar de la Renta

Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

I am all kinds of obsessed with this Oscar de la Renta dream of a gown, but I wish it were just a bit shorter. And it really calls for a better hairstyle than whatever Tatiana’s working with here.

ANNA CHLUMSKY
gown by Escada, jewelry by Solange Azagury-Partridge

Photo: Theo Wargo/WireImage

I’ve been staring at this picture for days and I still can’t figure out if it’s straight-up ugly or strangely enchanting. Thoughts?

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
gown by Thakoon

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Ugh, whatever. Call me when you wear a color.

MAISIE WILLIAMS and SOPHIE TURNER
Maisie’s dress by Self-Portrait

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

ARYA AND SANSA TOGETHER 4EVA!!! LOOK AT SANSA’S HEART-SHAPED SHOES! I’M GOING TO BREAK MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON!!!!!

SARAH HYLAND
gown by Vera Wang, jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz

Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

I think this neckline is kind of awkward, and the skirt is cheap-looking. Sorry, darling. Try again next year.

JULIE BOWEN
gown by Georges Hobeika, purse by Rauwolf

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

No. This is what Kiernan Shipka should be wearing to the SAG Awards, not Julie Bowen. Also, what is happening on top of her head?

AMY POEHLER
gown by Jenny Packham

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Lovely but unremarkable.

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
gown by Monique Lhuillier, jewelry by Fred Leighton

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Equally lovely; equally unremarkable. Ugh, come ON, funny ladies that I worship. Try just a little harder to surprise me.

MELISSA RAUCH
gown by Pamella Roland

Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty

This is what you wear when your bat mitzvah falls on Valentine’s Day.

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE
gown by Giles

Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Brienne of Tarth is serving up 1920s fierceness from the neck-up like nothing I’ve ever seen before. But this dress was clearly destroyed in a vicious battle moments before she took to the red carpet. Everything below her waist is just an explosion of awkward seams and wrinkles.

JULIA ROBERTS
jumpsuit by Givenchy, jewelry by Tiffany & Co.

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

I love a good suit on the red carpet. However, this is not a good suit. This looks like Julia Roberts just took off her biker helmet, having stolen all those tacky turquoise jewels from a rival gang of 90s-A-listers-turned-bikers. (Their leader is Elizabeth Hurley.)

SOPHIA BUSH
gown by Vivienne Westwood, jewelry by Irene Neuwirth, purse by Edie Parker

Photo: O’Connor-Arroyo/AFF

Did she put this on backwards? How is it possible that a Vivienne Westwood dress is draped this terribly? Someone needs to get fired for this.

LAURA CARMICHAEL
gown by Vionnet

Photo: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic

Oh, EDITH. This is just so… EDITH.

Worst Dressed: LAVERNE COX
gown by Johanna Johnson, purse by Judith Leiber, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage

I love Laverne Cox SO MUCH, but this is an utter disaster. The monsters who did this to Ms. Cox should be arrested for crimes against fabulous.


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3 responses to 2015 SAG Awards, Part 2

  1. Anna Chlumsky is always enchanting. But the dress is not for her. She has fairly broad shoulders, and all that white in the top makes her look even broader than she actually is. As a result, she looks kind of boxy. I think someone who is really slim build but with broad hips would look perfect in this dress.

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