Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
Get through your day with a healthy dose of judgment.
It’s time to finish this bitchfest, dear readers.
A new fashion season means a new chance for this Diva to give you all her most fabulous predictions for the future of the red carpet. AND an extra bonus for you – some pictures to explain why I picked each particular dress for each particular star. Let it never be said that I don’t work hard for you, dear readers.