Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
Welcome back, dear readers.
Welcome to the first-ever Golden Globe Awards actually worth discussing!
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.
The stars party on Monday; we judge them on Friday. That’s the way of the world, dear readers.