Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
SO MUCH PRETTINESS I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.