Vampires! Witches! Velvet scrunchies!
Every con has its pros. And every pro has a bedazzled pantsuit.
Your Cannes coverage ends here, dears.
I’m not crying, YOU ARE.
Let’s finish this damn thing.
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Sorry for the delay while the Diva was on vacay. Luckily, it’s never too late to be a judgmental bitch!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Time is of the essence, divas. Let’s do the Grammys quick and dirty..