Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.

Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!

2016 Oscars: Part 1

Welcome to the best, brightest, and whitest night of the year!

Life is tough this week. Make things a little easier with some fashion distractions.

I mean, you knew this post was coming, right?

This bracket is already breaking my heart, you guys.

Are you ready for the end of Round 2?

Yes, the Emma Watson bracket is finally here, and no, I didn’t purposefully save her for the last bracket just torment you.

Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.

Welcome back to the SAG Awards, fellow judgmental bitches!

Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.

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