Yes, the Emma Watson bracket is finally here, and no, I didn’t purposefully save her for the last bracket just torment you.
EMILY BLUNT vs. EMMA WATSON
Emily: I’m so sorry we have to begin this adventure with this giant, terrifying photo of Johnny Depp behind me.
Emma: Yes, that is quite creepy and unfortunate.
Emily: Well, I suppose we’ll just have to carry on.
Emma: It’s so brave of you to keep your chin up like this.
Emily: Why do you say that?
Emma: Honey. I’ve won this competition three out of four years. There’s no way you’re beating me in the first goddamn round.
Emily: If I can survive working with Tom Cruise, there is nothing I can’t do.
Emma: Well, there’s no arguing with that.
KATE BOSWORTH vs. MICHELLE DOCKERY
Kate: Lady Mary! I’m sorry, do you mind if I call you Lady Mary?
Michelle: Oh, sweetie. Not even a little tiny bit.
Kate: So, what’s 1920s birth control like?
Kate: I can imagine. Say, do you want to drink a couple of sidecars and try on hats?
Michelle: Um, only ALWAYS.
Kate: Good. I’ll see you in that really fancy train car.
Michelle: It’s a date.
SOLANGE KNOWLES vs. SELENA GOMEZ
Solange: Good to see you again, Selena.
Selena: Solange! Is Bey – I mean – um, how are you?
Solange: No, go ahead. I know you want to ask about Beyoncé. It’s okay.
Selena: No! I wasn’t! I was going to ask if bey – uh, if being – um…
Solange: Really, it’s okay. Just ask.
Selena: OMG WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING BEYONCÉ’S SISTER DO YOU ALSO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS JUST LIKE HER ALSO WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ELEVATOR AND CAN YOU GET BEY TO DO A DUET WITH ME AND SHE TOTALLY HATES THAT JAY MAKES HER HANG OUT WITH KIM KARDASHIAN RIGHT?!
Solange: Flawless, yes, you’ll never know, no, and yes.
Selena: I knew it.
EDDIE REDMAYNE vs. KRISTEN BELL
Eddie: Cheerio, Princess Anna! How are you on this lovely day?
Kristen: What are you even doing here?
Eddie: Why, competing against you in a vicious fashion battle, of course!
Kristen: Really? Are you allowed to have a penis in this competition?
Eddie: First of all, I’m British, you can’t say the word “penis” to me. And second, I find that offensive.
Kristen: Offensive? Why?
Eddie: Fabness isn’t reserved for women. I’m not some basic bitch wearing the same middle-management suit every damn day.
Kristen: I’m sorry, Eddie. You’re right. I didn’t mean to imply that you were a basic bitch. Also, your velvet tuxedo jacket is amazing.