“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become a time-honored tradition here at Democracy Diva Headquarters. But 2018 blessed us with a Met Gala theme even boring stars could latch onto, with the mere addition of a cross necklace. So let’s dive into some unimaginative attempts at the theme – and no attempts at all!
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Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
2016 Met Gala, Part 3
What, you thought we were done?.
2016 Oscars After-Parties: Part 1
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.
2016 Grammy Awards
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
2015 American Music Awards
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
2015 MTV VMAs
Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
Met Gala 2015: The Worst Dressed
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
March Fabness 2015, Round 1: Versace Bracket
Yes, the Emma Watson bracket is finally here, and no, I didn’t purposefully save her for the last bracket just torment you.
2015 Golden Globes After-Parties
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.