Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Yes, the Emma Watson bracket is finally here, and no, I didn’t purposefully save her for the last bracket just torment you.
And now, let us celebrate the Golden Globes winners and losers at their drunkest, accompanied by the bitches too basic to be invited to the actual awards.
The AMAs were last weekend, and we have yet to discuss the assorted fashion disasters that music’s icons bestowed upon us.
It’s been too damn long since we’ve done our regular weekly bitch-fest, dear readers.
Mornings are hard, but judging is easy.
Let’s wrap up this fucking fabulous week on the red carpet, dear readers.