2019 Golden Globes, Part 2

Welcome back, dear readers.

2018 Oscars After-Parties, Part 1

What, you thought we were done?

The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.

Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.

Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!

Are you all caught up on Part 1? Good. I hope you’ve stretched. .

Time to head to Paris. (And Rome. Apparently you’re allowed to have couture shows outside France? Who knew?)

Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.

We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.

Yes, the Emma Watson bracket is finally here, and no, I didn’t purposefully save her for the last bracket just torment you.

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