March Fabness 2015, Round 1: Prada Bracket

Round 1 keeps chugging right along. Are you keeping up? 

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY vs. CHANEL IMAN

Keira in Prada; Chanel in Reem Acra

Keira in Prada; Chanel in Reem Acra

Keira: Ugh. Mondays.

Chanel: Preach, sister.

Keira in Dolce & Gabbana; Chanel in Reem Acra

Keira in Dolce & Gabbana; Chanel in Reem Acra

Keira: I just can’t be expected to be a functioning human being quite yet.

Chanel: Hear, hear. Particularly when I can’t drink coffee in this dress, for fear of spilling it and scalding 80% of my bare skin.

Keira in Valentino; Chanel in Monique Lhuillier

Keira in Valentino; Chanel in Monique Lhuillier

Keira: That’s why I stick to dark colors. Hides the coffee stains better.

Chanel: Too true. I actually dumped an entire French press on this gown on my way here, and you can’t even tell!

Keira in Erdem; Chanel in Zuhair Murad

Keira in Erdem; Chanel in Zuhair Murad

Keira: Lucky. I can’t wait to pop this baby out so I can reignite my desperate caffeine addiction.

Chanel: Don’t worry. Til then, there’s always tequila!

KAROLINA KURKOVA vs. SHAILENE WOODLEY

Karolina in Valentino; Shailene in Mary Katrantzou

Karolina in Valentino; Shailene in Mary Katrantzou

Karolina: I think something is wrong with your feet, darling. Why do your shoes sit flat on the floor like that?

Shailene: Um, they’re flats? Not heels?

Karolina in Viktor & Rolf; Shailene in Balmain

Karolina in Viktor & Rolf; Shailene in Balmain

Karolina: Flat shoes, you say? But, I don’t understand.

Shailene: It’s really not that difficult a concept.

Karolina in Schiaparelli; Shailene in Ralph Lauren

Karolina in Schiaparelli; Shailene in Ralph Lauren

Karolina: But in flat shoes, how do you add inches to your already 5’11” frame?

Shailene: Um, why would you need to?

Karolina in Marchesa; Shailene in Zuhair Murad

Karolina in Marchesa; Shailene in Zuhair Murad

Karolina: Because how can I possibly be the most intimidating version of myself unless I am unfairly beautiful, impossibly stylish, AND over six feet tall?

Shailene: Ugh. Models are the worst.

NAOMI WATTS vs. KATE MARA

Naomi in Giorgio Armani; Kate in Gucci

Naomi in Giorgio Armani; Kate in Gucci

Naomi: So. How’s Kevin Spacey?

Kate: … I’m sure he’s just fine.

Naomi in Preen; Kate in Alexander Wang for H&M

Naomi in Preen; Kate in Alexander Wang for H&M

Naomi: You guys don’t still hang out?

Kate: He’s KEVIN SPACEY. Of course we don’t hang out.

Naomi in Gucci Première; Kate in Dior

Naomi in Gucci Première; Kate in Dior

Naomi: Oh, that’s such a disappointment.

Kate: Why?

Naomi in Marchesa; Kate in Valentino

Naomi in Marchesa; Kate in Valentino

Naomi: Uh, because I’m done binge-watching House of Cards and I’m going to lose my mind if I have to wait another year to find out what happens?

Kate: Oh, is that show still on? I kind of thought it ended once I died.

ZOE SALDANA vs. JANUARY JONES

Zoe in Roksanda; January in Roksanda

Zoe in Roksanda; January in Roksanda

Zoe: Me.

January: What?

Zoe in Nina Ricci; January in Sandro

Zoe in Nina Ricci; January in Sandro

Zoe: Oh, sorry. I was responding to the question of “who wore it better.” And the answer is ME.

January: *rolls eyes*

Zoe in Victoria Beckham; January in Hugo Boss

Zoe in Victoria Beckham; January in Hugo Boss

Zoe: Don’t you scoff at me.  Not with a fake-ass name like “January.” What, was “October” just too ordinary for you?

January: Back off, bitch. January is my real name.

Zoe in Valentino; January in Prabal Gurung

Zoe in Valentino; January in Prabal Gurung

Zoe: Ohhh, so your parents smoked crack. That explains a lot, actually.

January: At least I have an explanation for my particular brand crazy. What’s your excuse?


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