Please, no loud noises or sudden movements. These stars have all suffered head injuries that caused them to believe they are attending the Oscars. They think they look amazing – and they would, on any other red carpet. But friends, the Met Gala is not the goddamn Oscars. (Though this year’s theme was a little more traditional-red-carpet friendly than previous years, I still can’t bring myself to put anyone in the Best Dressed post who didn’t really commit to the costume.)
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Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
2016 Venice Film Festival, Part 2
Welcome back to Venice!
2016 Venice Film Festival, Part 1
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
2016 Cannes Film Festival, Part 2
Welcome back to Cannes!
2016 Cannes Film Festival, Part 1
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
2016 Met Gala, Part 1
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
2016 Oscars: Part 2
Are you all caught up on Part 1? Good. I hope you’ve stretched. .
2016 SAG Awards
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
2015 Emmy Awards, Part 1
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
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