Are you all caught up on Part 1? Good. I hope you’ve stretched. .
Buckle up, divas. This red carpet is a DISASTER.
Flex your bitch muscles. It’s Emmys time.
Paris is positively oozing with glamour. Now that you are sufficiently grossed out, let us begin!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly?
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.