March Fabness 2015, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket

Your sixth bracket is ready and the claws are OUT.

DIANNA AGRON vs. LÉA SEYDOUX

Dianna in J. Crew; Léa in Prada

Dianna in J. Crew; Léa in Prada

Dianna: I am way too hungover for this.

Léa: It’s like 4 in the afternoon, Dianna. Get your shit together.

Dianna in Cushnie et Ochs; Léa in Prada

Dianna in Cushnie et Ochs; Léa in Prada

Dianna: Like you could possibly understand.

Léa: What does that mean?

Dianna in Carolina Herrera; Léa in Miu Miu

Dianna in Carolina Herrera; Léa in Miu Miu

Dianna: You’re French. Aren’t the French immune to hangovers, and all other inelegant things in the universe?

Léa: No. We just know the perfect cure for a hangover.

Dianna in Osman; Léa in Prada

Dianna in Osman; Léa in Prada

Dianna: Oh, do you? And what is this miracle cure?

Léa: A blunt and a Bloody Mary.

LUPITA NYONG’O vs. NIEVES ALVAREZ

Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab

Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab

Lupita: Isn’t it just a beautiful day to be alive?

Nieves: I suppose.

Lupita in Fitriani; Nieves in Zuhair Murad

Lupita in Fitriani; Nieves in Zuhair Murad

Lupita: Cheer up, Nieves! We’re in a fabulous fashion competition and you’re like, the most famous model in Spain.

Nieves: True.

Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab

Lupita in Calvin Klein; Nieves in Elie Saab

Lupita: So what do you have to be so glum about?

Nieves: I’d rather not discuss it.

Lupita in Elie Saab; Nieves in Antonio Berardi

Lupita in Elie Saab; Nieves in Antonio Berardi

Lupita: Oh, come on! You can tell me! What’s wrong?

Nieves: God, can’t a girl get some privacy when she’s trying to un-wedge a wedgie on the red carpet?

OLGA KURYLENKO vs. ELIZABETH BANKS

Olga in Michael van der Ham; Elizabeth in McQ

Olga in Michael van der Ham; Elizabeth in McQ

Olga: The name’s Kurylenko. Olga Kurylenko.

Elizabeth: Hm? Oh, hi there. Sorry, I was so caught up in my own matchy-matchy gorgeousness that I kind of forgot you were there.

Olga in Dior; Elizabeth in Roland Mouret

Olga in Dior; Elizabeth in Roland Mouret

Olga: Well, pay attention! I’m here to kick your ass, after all.

Elizabeth: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Olga in Matthew Williamson; Elizabeth in Leonard

Olga in Matthew Williamson; Elizabeth in Leonard

Olga: What are you laughing at?

Elizabeth: Oh, nothing. Just the mere concept of you actually believing you have a shot in hell at defeating me.

Olga in Ralph & Russo; Elizabeth in Elie Saab

Olga in Ralph & Russo; Elizabeth in Elie Saab

Olga: You do know that you’re not ACTUALLY Effie Trinket, right?

Elizabeth: HOW DARE YOU. I WILL BE EFFIE UNTIL THE DAY I FUCKING DIE.

TAYLOR SWIFT vs. LIZZY CAPLAN

Taylor in Aqua; Lizzy in Marchesa

Taylor in Aqua; Lizzy in Marchesa

Taylor: You look familiar.

Lizzy: … Really? I can’t picture Taylor Swift watching Masters of Sex.

Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Roland Mouret

Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Roland Mouret

Taylor: Ew, no, I totally don’t. But… holy shit… ARE YOU JANIS IAN FROM MEAN GIRLS?!?!?!

Lizzy: *silence*

Taylor in Monique Lhuillier; Lizzy in Valentino

Taylor in Monique Lhuillier; Lizzy in Valentino

Taylor: OH MY GOD YOU ARE. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD. Can you do me like the biggest favor on earth and just say “crack”? Like, just once, and then I swear I’ll leave you alone?

Lizzy: Well, if you PROMISE to get off my back about this… fine. CRACK.

Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Donna Karan

Taylor in Oscar de la Renta; Lizzy in Donna Karan

Taylor: OH MY GOD AMAZING. You know, people think I’m a Regina, but I really relate to Janis. I was a total nobody in high school too.

Lizzy: Oh, yeah. I’m sure that you were really unremarkable as a fourteen-year-old with a fucking record deal. God, you’re insufferable.


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