HAPPY MARCH FABNESS, BITCHES!


It’s the most judgmental time of the year! 

Welcome, judgmental bitches, to MARCH FABNESS 2015.

What is March Fabness?

It’s like March Madness, but with higher heels. The Democracy Diva tracks the best celebrity looks of the year, and organizes the 64 best-dressed stars into a March Madness-style bracket, matching up stars based on their red carpet records. Then I pit them against each other in a vicious battle where YOU decide who wins the title of Fabbest of Them All.

How do I vote?

I’ll post a group of match-ups almost every day, featuring red carpet photos, imaginary smack-talk, and polls. You vote for the best dressed.

Who won last year?

2014 champion Emma Watson took the title for the third time. Only Diane Kruger has managed to snag the trophy from her, in 2013.

What are the first round match-ups?

Your 2015 March Fabness bracket match-ups are…

Chanel Bracket
EMMA STONE vs. AMY ADAMS
ELLE FANNING vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
NICOLE KIDMAN vs. LILY COLLINS
HAILEE STEINFELD vs. ANNA KENDRICK

Gucci Bracket
MICHELLE MONAGHAN vs. OLIVIA MUNN
KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. GUGU MBATHA-RAW
KERRY WASHINGTON vs. SIENNA MILLER
MARION COTILLARD vs. KIRSTEN DUNST

Dior Bracket
JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. COCO ROCHA
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL vs. OLIVIA PALERMO
JENNIFER LAWRENCE vs. LUCY LIU
DIANE KRUGER vs. OLIVIA WILDE

McQueen Bracket
JENA MALONE vs. NATALIE PORTMAN
EMMY ROSSUM vs. KARLIE KLOSS
KRISTEN STEWART
vs. NICOLE RICHIE
FELICITY JONES
vs. UZO ADUBA

Valentino Bracket
JULIANNE MOORE vs. SARAH PAULSON
NINA DOBREV vs. CAMILLA BELLE
CATE BLANCHETT vs. FREIDA PINTO
REESE WITHERSPOON vs. DITA VON TEESE

Givenchy Bracket
DIANNA AGRON vs. LÉA SEYDOUX
LUPITA NYONG’O vs. NIEVES ALVAREZ
OLGA KURYLENKO vs. ELIZABETH BANKS

TAYLOR SWIFT vs. LIZZY CAPLAN

Prada Bracket
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY vs. CHANEL IMAN
KAROLINA KURKOVA vs. SHAILENE WOODLEY
NAOMI WATTS vs. KATE MARA
ZOE SALDANA vs. JANUARY JONES

Versace Bracket
EMILY BLUNT vs. EMMA WATSON
KATE BOSWORTH vs. MICHELLE DOCKERY
SOLANGE KNOWLES vs. SELENA GOMEZ
EDDIE REDMAYNE vs. KRISTEN BELL

Want to fill out a bracket now and see how well your champion fares? Download it here: March Fabness 2015 Bracket.

And stay tuned – the first polls will open in just a few days. Get ready to vote your fucking faces off.


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