The first polls are open and it’s your turn to judge. 

EMMA STONE vs. AMY ADAMS

Emma in Valentino; Amy in Roland Mouret

Emma: Wow. A ginger wearing green. How positively revolutionary.

Amy: Watch the attitude, kid.

Emma in Chanel; Amy in MaxMara

Emma: “Kid”? You’re joking, right?

Amy: You’re standing in front of a Spider-man logo and I have five Oscar nominations. You do the math.

Emma in Atelier Versace; Amy in Gucci

Emma: Five nominations and no wins. I wouldn’t brag about it if I were you.

Amy: Well, the only trophy you took home this year was an Oscar made of legos.

Emma in Prada; Amy in Oscar de la Renta

Emma: Fuck you, lady. I love my Lego Oscar.

Amy: And well you should. It’s the only one you’re ever like to get, after all.

ELLE FANNING vs. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY

Elle in Christopher Kane; Rosie in Versus Versace

Elle: Isn’t this competition just off to the loveliest start, Rosie?

Rosie: Sure. I guess. They didn’t make me wear a bra, so that’s something.

Elle in Versace; Rosie in Balmain

Elle: Um… right.

Rosie: Sorry, is it like, illegal for me to mention bras in front of you? What are you, twelve?

Elle in Vivienne Westwood; Rosie in Balmain

Elle: I’m sixteen, and I know what a bra is, you weirdo.

Rosie: Do you? I wasn’t aware that Disney princesses wore traditional undergarments. I assumed birds dressed you in fine gossamer each morning.

Elle in Georges Hobeika; Rosie in Emilio Pucci

Elle: I know you’re trying to insult me, but that actually sounds awesome.

Rosie: Ugh. Grow up.

NICOLE KIDMAN vs. LILY COLLINS

Nicole in Valentino; Lily in Chanel

Nicole: Pardon me, miss, but do you when the competition starts?

Lily: Um… it already has.

Nicole in Louis Vuitton; Lily in Maticevski

Nicole: No, no, dear. You see, there’s supposed to be a celebrity here to compete with me in some sort of fashion death-match.

Lily: Yeah, that’s me! I’m here! We’ve already started the competition.

Nicole in Dolce & Gabbana; Lily in Elie Saab

Nicole: No, sweetheart, I’m afraid you don’t understand. I’m expecting a FAMOUS person, like me.

Lily: Well, I don’t have quite as big a stick up my ass as you, but I actually AM the celebrity competing against you.

Nicole in Dolce & Gabbana; Lily in Elie Saab

Nicole: Oh, do you have some sort of delusion that makes you believe you’re famous? How tragic.

Lily: Hey, has anyone ever told you that you’re the worst?

HAILEE STEINFELD vs. ANNA KENDRICK

Hailee in Elie Saab; Anna in Miu Miu

Hailee: Can we skip the smack talk and just focus on the fact that I get to be in the Pitch Perfect sequel with you?

Anna: Um, DUH!!!!!

Hailee in Roksanda; Anna in Band of Outsiders

Hailee: Okay, good. Because we have a long press tour ahead of us, and it would probably be awkward if I called you a basic bitch.

Anna: … yeah. And we’d probably have some trouble down the road if I told you to shut the fuck up.

Hailee in Stella McCartney; Anna in Thakoon

Hailee: Right! Like, what’s the point in me even mentioning that your hair makes you look like a politician’s wife?

Anna: Or that your dress makes you look like you got some extremely ill-advised tattoos after a week-long bender in Atlantic City?

Hailee in Prabal Gurung; Anna in Monique Lhuillier

Hailee: Exactly. That’s why I won’t bother mentioning that I’m, like, way cuter than you.

Anna: BITCH, I AM THE CUTEST. DON’T YOU EVEN.

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