March Fabness 2015, Round 1: Gucci Bracket

The second bracket is ready, and it’s your turn to judge. 

MICHELLE MONAGHAN vs. OLIVIA MUNN

Michelle in Altuzarra; Olivia in Michael Kors

Michelle in Altuzarra; Olivia in Michael Kors

Michelle: Nice jumpsuit.

Olivia: Go die in a fire.

Michelle in Dolce & Gabbana; Olivia in Valentino

Michelle in Dolce & Gabbana; Olivia in Valentino

Michelle: Really? Already? We’re not even going to warm up to that?

Olivia: I’m sure you’ll be nice and warm, spending eternity in hell for crimes against fashion.

Michelle in Elie Saab; Olivia in Diane von Furstenberg

Michelle in Elie Saab; Olivia in Diane von Furstenberg

Michelle: Whatever. Like you can even pull off that shade of yellow.

Olivia: I’ll have you know that Aaron Sorkin told me I looked “just feminine enough to not be threatening” in this gown.

Michelle in Giambattista Valli; Olivia in J. Mendel

Michelle in Giambattista Valli; Olivia in J. Mendel

Michelle: I’d normally be inclined to call bullshit, but you know, that really does sound like something he would say.

Olivia: Now you know why I always have this forced smile on my face.

KIERNAN SHIPKA vs. GUGU MBATHA-RAW

Kiernan in Preen; Gugu in Jenny Packham

Kiernan in Preen; Gugu in Jenny Packham

Kiernan: omg hi ur hair is on fleek #marchfabness #datdresstho

Gugu: I have no idea what you just said to me.

Kiernan in Nina Ricci; Gugu in Lanvin

Kiernan in Nina Ricci; Gugu in Lanvin

Kiernan: Sorry, was that not believable? I’m going method for my next role as a modern-day fifteen-year-old, but I don’t think I sound right.

Gugu: But… aren’t you actually a modern-day fifteen-year-old? Like, in real life?

Kiernan in Marni; Gugu in Delpozo

Kiernan in Marni; Gugu in Delpozo

Kiernan: No. I’m 75 years old. I just have that Benjamin Button disease.

GuguSeriously?

Kiernan in Oscar de la Renta; Gugu in Lanvin

Kiernan in Oscar de la Renta; Gugu in Lanvin

Kiernan: Um, duh. No one can develop such a sophisticated style when they’ve only been on this planet for fifteen years.

GuguIt all makes sense now.

KERRY WASHINGTON vs. SIENNA MILLER

Kerry in Sportmax; Sienna in Kate Moss for Topshop

Kerry in Sportmax; Sienna in Kate Moss for Topshop

Kerry: Alright, I’m ready. Bring it on, bitch. I am the scandal.

Sienna: Whoa. Chill out, lady. Let’s just smoke a quick joint and relax.

Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana; Sienna in Erdem

Kerry in Dolce & Gabbana; Sienna in Erdem

Kerry: What? No. Olivia Pope is dancing… ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRAVE.

Sienna: Why? What did I ever do to you?

Kerry in Prabal Gurung; Sienna in Burberry

Kerry in Prabal Gurung; Sienna in Burberry

Kerry: Nothing. I just don’t like you or your Girl, Interrupted hair.

Sienna: Whatever. Go make some jam.

Kerry in Zuhair Murad; Sienna in Miu Miu

Kerry in Zuhair Murad; Sienna in Miu Miu

Kerry: I will JAM my elbow into your face!

Sienna: Your puns are getting exhausting. I’m out.

MARION COTILLARD vs. KIRSTEN DUNST

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Miu Miu

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Miu Miu

Marion: Bonjour, Kirsten. Welcome to my competition.

Kirsten: Your competition?

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Vivienne Westwood

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Vivienne Westwood

Marion: Oui, my dear. I’m fucking French and all I wear is Dior. Who can possibly beat zat?

Kirsten: Your wardrobe is not that impressive, and I’m pretty sure your accent is fake.

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Chanel

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Chanel

Marion: ‘OW DARE YOU! I was born in Paree! I am more French zan … zan…

Kirsten: You can’t even name a fucking French person, can you?

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Rodarte

Marion in Dior; Kirsten in Rodarte

Marion: CHARLES DE GAULLE!

Kirsten: Nope. Too late. I’m 100% sure you’re from Brooklyn.


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