From floral wreaths to spiky crowns to beaded hoods to halos, headpieces were the favored accessory of the evening. They’re so crown; bow down, bitches.
Let’s keep the party going.
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
Welcome back to the Met Gala! And now, for the stars who should have known better.
The second bracket is ready, and it’s your turn to judge.
Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!