Project Runway Recap: S12 E5


Welcome back to the increasingly dramatic Runway, dear readers! 

The Challenge: Take a deep breath, because this was a hot mess of a challenge – in teams of three, with each team member creating one look, drive a Lexus car (and be inspired by it, but only if you feel like it – um, okay, producers) to your choice of two out of three possible locations for unconventional materials – wallpaper, food, or hardware/party favors. If that made less than no sense to you, well, then we’re on the same page, dear readers. The designers had a suggested budget of $1500 (this budget thing has become a pain, since it’s just an excuse for everyone to fulfill their contractual requirement of saying GoBank a thousand times per episode) and one day to complete their looks. I don’t like one day challenges in general – the quality of every garment goes up by about a million percent when the designers have more than just a few hours to complete their looks – and for an unconventional challenge, it’s even more important that the contestants have time to figure out how the hell they’re going to sew wallpaper like it’s fabric.

Guest Judge: June Ambrose, stylist. She wasn’t particularly memorable, but whenever the guest judge is someone who actually knows about fashion, rather than whatever Z-list reality star the producers could scrape together, I can’t complain.

Team Jeremy, Karen, & Kate:

JEREMY BRANDRICK
Winner
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

Jeremy’s placemats-and-glitter dress was certainly the best look he’s created thusfar (though a lot of the beauty is in the detailing on the sides, which you can’t see too well here). But since I don’t get to sit on the judging panel and inhale their crack smoke, I cannot even come close to understanding how the judges were able to pretend that this was the best thing on the runway, or that this team could even compare to Team Alexander/Bradon/Miranda. Once again, the judges would rather tell a redemption story (Jeremy was in the bottom three last week) than actually award the win to the winner. It’s always been a problem, but it gets more frustrating with every challenge.

KAREN BATTS
Top 3
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

The back is kind of  a nightmare, and the general shapelessness of this look was a problem, but it was definitely a big improvement for Karen, who has made some really unfortunate garments in the past. This had intrigue and thought behind it, even if the construction leaves something to be desired. Also, I’m pretty sure those cap sleeves are made of coconuts. COCONUTS. This wouldn’t have been anywhere near the top three for me, but it at least proved to me that Karen’s got some tricks up her sleeve.

KATE PANKOKE
Top 3
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

I love that Lifetime’s official photo of this look shows Kate’s model in a freaking robot pose, so you can tell even in pictures just how impossible it was for the model to walk down the runway in this outfit. This poor girl walked like she was being stabbed by a thousand tiny little knives. And I don’t know why a little black dress was deserving of so much of the judges’ positive attention, but then again, if it were up to me, their pet Kate wouldn’t even be on this season. She was rightfully eliminated last year, and no one except the producers is interested in her redemption story.

Team Dom, Helen, & Justin:

DOM STREATER
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

This team used real, fresh berries on their garments, which got my respect – those are difficult materials to work with. But I thought the wallpaper they chose was just a terrible color and print, though Dom did her best to make it look fashionable. And don’t get me wrong, I love a crazy little Lady Gaga shoulder as much as the next girl, but this model looks like she’s slowly transforming into a dinosaur. And not in a good way.

HELEN CASTILLO
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

The most hilarious part about this dress is Helen looked at in and said, with a straight face, that it was perfectly constructed. Girlfriend better hope for more team challenges so she can continue to rest on the far superior skills of her fellow designers, because she can’t make a good look by herself to save her life.

JUSTIN LEBLANC
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

The construction on that blouse and those pants is actually incredibly impressive, but again, the print and the color palette are just incredibly stuffy and matronly. It’s a shame, because the berries on the back of that blouse are used brilliantly, and I truly can’t believe he made such a well-fitting pair of pants out of wallpaper, but Justin’s looks tend to err on the old side, which is why he just can’t seem to find his way to the top three.

Team Alexander, Bradon, & Miranda:

ALEXANDER POPE
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

There were so many things that made this team the clear winners, but their cohesion was truly remarkable. Unlike their competitors, this team really created a mini-collection: three looks that truly spoke to each other, and not just because they were rendered in similar materials. They brilliantly decided to do separates, a cocktail dress, and a wedding gown, to show their wide range of skills and to keep their mini-collection interesting and fresh. Like all of Alexander’s looks, this had a lot going on, and maybe too much. But that scarf and those pants sold it for me.

BRADON MCDONALD
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

I got EMOTIONAL when this came down the runway. Granted, that might be more PMS than anything else, but I swear, I got a little bit teary-eyed when this wedding gown made of plastic tablecloths and window blinds appeared. I could not believe how it moved like it was not just made of fabric, but made of the richest, most luxurious fabrics in the world. I’m still on season two of Game of Thrones, but if there’s ever a wedding in Winterfell, this is clearly what the bride should be wearing. I understand not wanting to give Bradon the win every single week, but I can’t even pretend that anything else on the runway came close to this. I’m Team Bradon til the end.

MIRANDA LEVY
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

It’s better than most of the crap she’s thrown down the runway thusfar, I’ll give her that. It doesn’t have much in the way of design, and it looks like a Mary Katrantzou knock-off, but at least it vaguely resembles clothes that an actual human being would wear.

Team Alexandria, Ken, & Sue:

ALEXANDRIA VAN BROMSSEN
Bottom 3

Photo: Lifetime

I could not stop laughing at how NOISY this skirt was – with every step the model took, the skirt crackled like it was about to explode into a roaring fire. It was incredibly distracting, but not so distracting that I could ignore the fact that this was terribly underdesigned. Alexandria had to work with a total bitch (Ken) and someone with basically no construction skills (Sue), so I appreciate her predicament, but she also played the nice girl until she knew she’d have to throw someone under the bus in order to stay in the competition, so I can’t have too much pity for her.

KEN LAURENCE
Bottom 3
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

Get off your high horse, Ken. There was nothing even remotely acceptable or appropriate about his attitude throughout this entire challenge, which means he knows exactly how much of a little bitch he was being, and he did it all on purpose so that his “drama” would force the producers to keep him on the show. But Ken simply lacks the skills to back up his diva attitude – he’s all talk, but I can’t even remember a single thing he’s made this season, and this look was no better. Sue’s dress was worse, and she just doesn’t have the skills to stay in this competition, but I’d have been equally happy with a Ken elimination. But I’ve long since stopped expecting the judges to not reward bitchy little divas for their terrible attitudes. And speaking of terrible attitudes, at some point during this episode, Sandro came back to “apologize” to the designers for his sociopathic mental breakdown. It was almost funny, the way he kept looking at Tim as if he couldn’t remember his next line and needed a cue, but mostly, it was a complete waste of time and yet another desperately staged moment that would have been better off on the cutting room floor.

SUE WALLER
Eliminated
Photo: Lifetime

Photo: Lifetime

And it’s good riddance to Sue, who seemed like a nice enough lady, but whose hand-sewing skills were simply not enough to allow her to compete with her fellow designers. That was evident from the beginning, and I refuse to believe that there aren’t designers who can actually sew aching to be on this show, so why we had to watch five episodes of her being afraid of sewing machines, I’ll never know. But at least she’s a thing of the past.

Judges’ Top 3: Jeremy, Karen, Kate
Diva’s Top 3: Bradon, Alexander, Jeremy
Judges’ Bottom 3: Alexandria, Ken, Sue
Diva’s Bottom 3: Alexandria, Ken, Sue


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7 responses to Project Runway Recap: S12 E5

  1. I don’t actually watch this show, but I read your recaps, particularly when your Facebook link to the recap references Winterfell. Reading the actual context for the Winterfell comment, and imagining a wedding at Winterfell basically just made my heart shatter into a millionty little pieces because George R. R. Martin is evil and brings only sadness to the Stark family.

    (But that’s a super pretty dress and I will totally file it away in my head canon, where shit actually works out for the Stark family and Joffrey is dead and, like, Sansa’s direwolf comes back to life and shit.)

    • democracydiva – Author

      I read today that the girl who plays Sansa adopted her wolf in real life. BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS PERFECT, even if shit never actually works out for the Starks.

  2. Jeremy’s dress was fairly sleek and I liked the ombre lines on the side, but I couldn’t help noticing that the peplum was positioned higher on the left side than on the right, and not enough to make it purposeful. Karen’s was fun and Kate’s was boring. Dom, Helen, Justin and Alexander’s looks were meh- not particularly attractive, but not toxic waste, either. Bradon’s gown drifted like a snow bank, astonishingly graceful. Miranda’s dress reminded me of Laura Bennet’s design esthetic, probably because I don’t know enough about designers but reference Mary Katrantzou, but it was what Michael Kors described as “a little skirt, a little spare bare neckline..”

    The three losers… I just rewatched the episode and there really were a number of times when Ken tried to talk with Sue and Alexandra and they just shut him down or plain disagreed. Now, obviously, that would be the time to rise to the challenge and say plainly, “I feel that you are ignoring any of my input, so I am going to take what materials I can find and do the best damn work I can, and if the judges question me, I’ll just explain that it takes two-way communication to make a team and it wasn’t happening.” He chose the worst possible way to react to being teamed with them. I mean, if you’re with somebody who drapes and you have good reason to believe that’s all she can do, then you say, “Sue drapes, so I think we need to go with a draped line…I’m going to contrast it by putting in one tailored sleeve. You’ve picked this wallpaper which I dislike, but I will use some of it to embellish the skirt…” I mean, if the goal is to create a collection which has some cohesiveness, and a teammate can only do one thing, you make a virtue of necessity. He couldn’t figure out a way to work with people so different from himself.

    And I completely missed the preview with Tim mopping his eyes and saying something about news. What do you suppose happened?

    • democracydiva – Author

      Nobody on the Ken/Sue/Alexandria team really seemed like they knew how to work with anyone else – Ken just had the worst attitude about it. But all of them made mistakes and helped create their fate in the bottom 3.

      I can’t even imagine what Tim’s news will be – this show loves to give us previews that look a lot more dramatic than they really are, so it could be a misdirect. Or perhaps yet another designer loses their damn mind? Could be anything, with all the craziness of this season.

  3. nogoodnamesleft

    I spent the past few episodes convinced Sue would end up in the Top 3 ala Anya (who couldn’t sew either but WON for pete’s sake!) so I was thrilled she got booted. I bet Tim’s tears are because he uses his one “save” next week.

    • democracydiva – Author

      I knew Sue wouldn’t be the next Anya – Anya couldn’t sew, but she was perfect reality TV gold, a beautiful exotic beauty queen with a sex tape. Sue can’t sew but wouldn’t bring in the ratings that Anya did (or that the producers thought Anya would, anyway). But I’m happy as you are when the people who don’t have the technical skills get eliminated! And I like your guess for the mystery event that makes our stoic Tim Gunn cry.

  4. The silhouette on Karen’s dress reminds me off her dress from the first week. Kinda boxy and makes the model look so much wider so I’m still not that impressed with Karen.

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