Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
What, you thought we were done?.
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest!
The internet gods have smiled upon us all! My wifi is back, and Round 2 can finally begin.
The second bracket is ready, and it’s your turn to judge.
Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.
Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards!