Oh, right, the Grammys happened!
Dragon queens, disco balls, and grandma couches await – it’s the motherfucking Grammys, y’all.
Welcome to the south of France, motherfuckers.
The derailed train that is the Met Gala continues.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
The internet gods have smiled upon us all! My wifi is back, and Round 2 can finally begin.
The first polls are open and it’s your turn to judge.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.