Welcome back, dear readers.
Welcome back to the party.
Time to finish up our SAG coverage so we can move onto the absurdity of the Grammys!
Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Let’s finish this shit up.
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.