You’d think a fashion awards show would be peak red carpet, featuring better and more daring lewks than your average awards show.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
New faces! Cute couples! Pop superstars!
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.
Round 1 keeps chugging right along. Are you keeping up?
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.