A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
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Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!
Shailene! Country stars! Beyoncé and Solange! We’ve got it all, so come and get it, dear readers.
We’ve discussed couples and models; the basic bitches, and the best dressed. But the Met Gala isn’t officially over until we’ve trashed the event’s most terrible styles.
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