A toast to those who shot for the moon, landed amongst the stars, and promptly burst into flames. In all fairness, there were far fewer Valiant Failures this year than at most Met Galas, because this was the rare year where it was possible to hit the theme and still look kind of average. But let’s discuss those stars who aimed, but missed the mark.
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
Welcome back, you delightful bitches!
Round 1 keeps chugging right along. Are you keeping up?
Welcome, dear readers, to the Hollywood Film Awards! It’s like the Oscars, but way less important.
Welcome back to your regularly-scheduled bitchfest, dear readers!.
Let’s wrap up this fucking fabulous week on the red carpet, dear readers.
Underage and overdressed! Overage and underdressed! It’s the Teen Choice Awards!